It wasn't every day you crash-landed into a Piglin's house in the middle of the tundra. "Wanna tell me why there's a hole in my roof?" "...Erm...No?" "Really? Because the crooked wing tells me exactly why." "Then why'd you ask jackass?" "Because I figured I'd give you a chance to give me a reason not to kill you where you sit." "Um... Cheese?" "...." "...." "Heh?"

Y/n Is a Minecraft streamer who always stream every day. He's insecure about his face. Afraid of everyone will be making fun of him. That's why he used a mask when he went on Live stream. Apparently, when Y/n is doing stream. Someone is raiding his stream. And it was.... - - - was: #1 on #xmalereader #1 on #dreamsmp

🩸(BEING REWRITTEN. OH HIATUS?) " my insides are red, and yours are too " where are you? home, of course. (this is the part where you run!) a yandere!dsmp x child!reader book, entirely platonic. obviously. started ,, 10/8/21 ended,, ??/??/?? -posted originally on wattpad. fuck you teenfic.net ⚰️

No longer on hold Slow updates tho... THIS IS A ONESHOT BOOK SO YOU CAN REQUEST. And this is not meant to offend Jschlatt. If Jschlatt is uncomfortable about this I will automatically delete this book.That's all thank you. It's a new flippin passion.

Are you lonely, sad, and craving validation from block men? Well you've come to the right place! Here I write oneshots where you get to do practically anything with block men. Platonic cuddling? you got it! A caring boyfriend for dysphoric days? I will supply. simply ask and I shall answer. . . . I feel like we're lacking content in the mcyt relationship aspect (more specifically xmale books). so here's a book where I write some one-shots. 1st chapter is where you can request. make sure to take care of yourself! Used to be called: ↳ lovesick quotes are overrated. it's just you, me, and mcyt dating requests Key: ↳ ❤ - romantic 💛 - platonic 💜 - can be taken as either!

Technoblade the Fiercest member of DreamSmp, he lives in the North with his adoptive Father Philza. What happens when this fierce Technoblade becomes an adoptive father himself? Y/n a small Piglin who was following her little brother Michael who was following two larger males to a portal they weren't allowed to go through but they could. She bumped into the larger Piglin Technoblade. He tries his best to be the best adoptive father he can be. He tries to teach her everything he knows to her. ----- ----- Technoblade x Child, Piglin Reader (No smut {this is basically a child and an adult obviously no smut} a LOT of fluff) Not fully Completed but for good reason Start: July 28th 2021 End: July 1st 2022

1/3 Y/N's father is not a very clean man. His record isn't the most innocent, considering he's a gambler, a money launderer, an abuser, and a downright criminal. On different missions you keep bumping into a certain man, which you won't forget.

"𝘛𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺, 𝘢𝘮 𝘐 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺?" "𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨? 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒅𝒊𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆." "𝐿𝑒𝑡'𝑠 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑!" Started: 9/14/20 Completed: 9/4/21 50k reads 12/11/20! 100k reads 1/29/21! 150k reads 3/22/21! 200k reads 5/30/21! 250k reads 8/4/21! 300k reads 5/31/22! highest rankings: #1 in #chooseyourownadventure: [ multiple dates!!! ] 1k votes 11/13/20! 10k votes 8/26/21! 11k votes 11/22/21! A Choose Your Own Adventure Story (Various SMP Members x Female Reader)

As a fan of the Dream SMP, you suddenly find yourself stuck in their world. "Dream, until today, your life has been part of a roleplay in Minecraft that I've watched", I exclaim. Dream freezes. I watch as he raises a shaky hand and lifts the mask up his face. I now stare into confused green eyes. "What did you just say", Dream asks. Most Impressive Rankings: #63 fanfiction (2/13/21) #7 xreader (2/21/21) #1 minecraftau (3/14/21) #1 dreamsmpxreader (3/16/21) #2 technoblade (3/19/21) #1 lmanberg (4/27/21) #1 tommyinnit (5/17/21) #3 philza (5/17/21) #1 ghostbur (5/20/21) #1 wilbursoot (5/21/21) #1 dream (6/16/21) #1 dsmp (6/6/21) #1 tubbo (7/31/21) #1 ranboo (11/13/21) #1 script (1/23/22)

an emperor and his lover, struggling to balance- all while a war is amidst. jschlatt x fem! she/her reader tws will be given before each chapter <3 follows dsmp lore- somethings have changed for plot reasons, just go with it, things will make sense. this story focuses around the messier parts of relationships, the pain, and the conflict. warning: this story deals with heavy topics: alcoholism, manipulation, sex, depression, death, and others. please do not read if any of these make you uncomfortable.