THESE THINGS
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Random Schist by itsyaiguanaboi
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Does this even need a description?
Hazel Levesque and the Bitening Thief (Book 1) by smorleo
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The bitening bolt (belonging to Zeus, of course) shoots (and turns people into) delicious foods, more delicious than anything that comes out of Piper's old cornucopia and a lot of other things that shoot food. And, naturally, in its magnificent glory, someone has stolen it. Thanks a lot, bruh. Did I mention that I'm the narrator of this wonderful tale? Yes, I, Leo, will be telling you the story of my good friend Hazel's search for the bitening thief. Along with Frank and Percy, of course. But mostly Hazel. Read as they battle fierce food monsters, meet the zombie ponies, and learn something about Zeus that they never thought possible.. Did I also mention that I know exactly how long the food in Piper's cornucopia has been inside that thing? I'm not going to say how long, because I don't want her to get arrested. But believe me, it's not as fresh as you think. Anyway. Read on, if you like alternate universe thingies. If not.. well, I want this to get to at least 1K reads, so read it anyway. Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace. ((Want your own purposely ugly cover for a purposely ugly parody fanfic? Message me!))
1000 Funny Jokes by niallerzprincezzz
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!! COMPLETED !! BOOK 2 IS UP!! twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman tumblr: we-ah-foive-secuhnds-of-summah
When Myths Meet Magic || 2  by Yournormalpjofangirl
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Book 2 of When Myths meet Magic. Four more demigods join Percy, Annabeth, Nico, and Thalia at Hogwarts, which you would think is enough pain in itself. But when a cat turns up mysteriously petrified and Harry is revealed to be a Parselmouth, things get even more complex. Fandom time period: Takes place after The Blood of Olympus and during The Chamber of Secrets. DISCLAIMER: I own NOTHING. Characters, plot, ideas, and certain lines ALL belong to the wonderful authors Rick Riordan and Joanne Kathleen Rowling.
Expiration Date (Books 1 and 2) by MikaelaBender
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Now a digital pilot for SYFY The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade
Travel- An RP by Archaic_Arcana
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When society falls the remaining humans have scattered and resorted back to the tribal days/ medieval days. Science is a being that was slowly feeding off human creation and when it was at its peak it took revenge on its creators. Science has created beings that aren't of human thought but was it science that really created these beings? You have Opinions You can Change people Can you? [Rated T for teen for strong violence, language, and adult themes. Please don't join if you aren't willing to make long posts and/or can't handle intense situations or any of the listed above..]
[ c l o s e d ] ∂ιαяу σf α мαgι¢αℓ ѕтυ∂єит [яρ] by aphoreal
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closed - roleplay - school all.up.ahead 8 years ago- We have been teleported to another dimension and we got everything that we have always wanted, powers, looks, voice, pets, even friends. There are a few unexplainable things that we managed to understand after a long time. Present- The academy is now officially opened, using our powers, it took a few months to build this huge academy, which is quite surprising. Credits goes to all of the people in the 'Diary of An Adventurer' rp, you guys are great :3
Demigods At Hogwarts by Gabbalicous
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Thalia, Nico, Percy and Annabeth are stunned to find out about a world of witches and wizards. They are even more stunned to find out they must go, undercover, to Hogwarts. Harry, is excited to go back to school for another year. But will having American "exchange students" ruin it, or improve it? Sorry for the bad description, this is set after BOO (Spoilers) and the Deathly Hallows. Plz read and enjoy! ~Gabby :)
How to Fanfic by Kaylin_WC
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In this book, I will explain my own writing steps and techniques for fellow authors to share. This book is catered to Warriors fanfictions, but the tips within them can be used to help write any work, regardless of originality or genre. Please note that this book is currently under revision. It was first published in 2015 and has been edited and improved in 2019. While the tips within them are still applicable, I am working to rewrite them in a way that is more comprehensible and informative. Copyrighted 2014-2019. Any duplication, recreation, or quotes taken of this product is strictly prohibited.
The Immortal Slave by Alycat1901
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"You can't get away with killing us!!" The declaration echoed through the dimly lit room, met with unexpected amusement from the blood-drinking demon. He chuckled, a sinister sound that reverberated off the walls as if he'd heard the funniest joke in eons. "Relax, children," the demon drawled with a sickly sweet tone. "I have no intention of killing any of you. My plans are far grander. From this moment forward, the world you've known will cease to exist. You are to become the servants of others for the greater good." A heavy silence fell over the room. Cami scanned the faces of her friends, noting their expressions of confusion and terror. Some girls wept openly, while others struggled futilely against the burly men who held them down. Unable to suppress her rising dread, Cami's voice trembled as she broke the silence. "W-what are you t-talking about?" The demon's eyes glittered with a malevolent delight as he leaned closer, his grin widening. "Darling, you're about to become an immortal slave." For Cami Santiago, summer break was supposed to be a time of carefree fun with friends. But their idyllic escape turns into a nightmare when they discover that the stranger who followed them to their remote cabin harbors a diabolical plan. Faced with the terror of human trafficking, Cami and her friends are thrust into a world far more sinister than they imagined. The true horror reveals itself as they learn that their fate is not merely in the hands of wicked individuals, but ancient Gods and Goddesses who run a cruel selection process. Only the "best" are spared in this macabre game of survival, and Cami finds herself deemed a prime candidate for the gods' twisted entertainment. As she and her friends grapple with their grim reality, Cami must navigate a treacherous path where the divine and monstrous intertwine, and her fight for freedom becomes a desperate struggle against ancient forces. Amazing cover by @leichter