Adrienne Rapace knows him only as Mr Chocolate Chip Muffin: the quiet Australian who visits her bakery every week, asks about every daily special, and then orders the exact same thing AGAIN. Oscar Piastri, meanwhile, has been trying -and spectacularly failing-to ask her out for months. Arthur Leclerc knows exactly what is going on.

In 2000 Eminem is arguably at the height of his career, kicking off the Anger Management tour, the name inspired by his classes taken in anger management after his legal issues. On the trip to Montreal, after claiming to never want to date a woman again, he finds himself in another relationship with an interesting woman. Tomie is a weird case of a woman. Upon graduating high school she went straight to med school, got her degree, and decided to open a counseling practice in Montreal. She's got a simplistic look at life, a nihilistic perspective. When they meet by a freak accident, he's instantly taken aback by her careless attitude, finding himself becoming obsessed with figuring out and undressing her (metaphorically and physically) Things get messy, hot, confusing, and tense as they try to figure each other out... Warnings for: Foul language, sexual content, use of drugs and alcohol 1# on Dirtyimagines hashtags as of 01/12/23 1# on Eminemfanfic hashtag as of 12/05/22 1# on Nihilism hashtag as of 03/09/21 2# on Marshall Mathers hashtag as of 03/09/21

Maren Madden's first interaction with Oscar Piastri could've been defined as attempted murder. A sturdy door to the nose, so forceful he had to check none of his teeth fell out. Their second interaction, her shirt was essentially see-through, it wasn't even six AM, and she wanted him to share the five kilos of grapes she accidentally bought. And their third interaction, stuck in a broken elevator, was when - if he hadn't done so already - he fell in love with Maren Madden as she fought with the elevator operator, in Arabic.

Lando Norris has a very reasonable theory: Oscar Piastri's girlfriend, Violet, is probably going to murder him. Evidence includes the black clothes, the braids, the lace parasol, the unsettling hobbies, and the snake named Belladonna. Oscar insists she's just shy. Lando remains unconvinced.

Esme, a rising F2 rookie, struggles under the strict control of her father Luis, hiding exhaustion and bruises. Max Verstappen notices, quietly watching over her while Checo and Yuki try to bring her into the team. Tension builds as Max grows determined to protect her, whether she admits needing help or not. WARNING: IDK shit about F1 or 2. I just did a quick google search and went from there.

⁀➷ 𝐄𝐃𝐆𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔 ⛸️❄️💫 ❪ 𝐹𝐸𝑀 𝒪𝒞 𝒳 𝐼𝐿𝐼𝒜 𝑀𝒜𝐿𝐼𝒩𝐼𝒩 ❫ 𝐃𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐎𝐕𝐒! ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ "𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘯," 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴, "𝘐'𝘮 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶." "𝘐'𝘥 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘶𝘱 𝘪𝘧 𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺." ﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌﹌ ❝ 𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑒𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒹𝒶𝓎, 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 ❞ ꒰⛸️ ꒱༄ ✧･ﾟ· 𝙁𝙍𝙄𝙀𝙉𝘿𝙎 𝙏𝙊 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎 ✧･ﾟ·༄ ꒰⛸️ ꒱

❛ and in the blink of a crinkling eye, i'm sinking, our fingers entwined! ❜ ━━━━ SLOW UPDATES FORMULA ONE 2023 SEASON FEM!OC ╱ 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗫 𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗢𝗡 SIRENSUN 2026

❝𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞'𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐦𝐞, 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮❞ [ on hold till....well idk ] when amelie bernard's picture-perfect relationship crashes and burns, she swears off love-and turns her heartbreak into songs sharp enough to slice her ex's ego in half. a quiet weekend at silverstone is all she wants. instead, one harmless clip of her bantering with max verstappen goes viral-and suddenly, the internet's decided they're soulmates. what starts as a fake-dating scheme to calm the chaos soon feels a little too real. because the longer they pretend, the less pretend it gets-and falling for him might be the one accident she can't hate. max verstappen × amelie bernard started: 7th september 2025 finished: [v. v. very random updates]

"You're very pretty when you're bossing people around Ivy" he murmured, his voice low and flirtation shameless. "Does the Head of Operations always get this worked up over seventeen centimeters?" --- Ivy Norris is done being small. After escaping London, the brilliant architect lands job in Formula 1. What starts as a clash over a loose structural beam in Bahrain spirals into a high-speed collision. He's the champion who wins at any cost. She's the architect hired to build his world.

Max Verstappen fell in love at the ripe old age of 12 and never looked back. Colette Leclerc really regrets posting that particular Taylor Swift Lyric to her private Instagram account, because it made George Russell go insane. The rest of the world has absolutely no idea that the Dutch Lion and Charles Leclerc's twin sister have been a couple for 15 years and are expecting a baby.