Ever wondered what would of happened if Shrek and Donkey never saved Princess Fiona from the dragons keep? What would of happened if lord Farquaard never existed? What would of happened if Prince Charming saved Fiona instead? Would he be evil like his mother? Or smitten for the princess? Will she be happy to finally find her true love and be free? Open this book to find out what that would of been like if all that came true.

I'm sorry

(Might Contain Strong Language) (Y/n), a young teenager living her normal human life. Wake up, go to school, go home, sleep. Everyday was the same. Wake up, go to school, go home, sleep. Over and over again. They were tired of being a small speck in this gigantic world, floating around, waiting for something to happen, to feel anything but... Nothing. One day, while (Y/n) was sitting in class, drawing circles on her scars with a sharpie, a large earthquake hit the small city (Y/n) lived in. All the students were panicking, teachers trying to get them undercover. (Y/N) quickly tucked under her desk, not sure what else to do. Little did she know it wasn't an earthquake. It was a villan from a different world. What will happen when (Y/n) is taken from her home, used as an experiment by this villain? What will happen when her hero turns out to not be the hero she expected? *This story was written by an awkward/weird 15 year old. Please keep that in mind as you read*

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??