____WARNING STRONG MATURE CONTENT_______ *****not recommended for innocent babies****** NOT MY STORY NOR TRANSLATION ONLY FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES She was an average company employee, but she unexpectedly died in a car accident. Fortunately-or not, her soul synchronized with a shameless system called "Take Down the Male Protagonist" which is classified as a "Capture" system. To be exact, the main point of this system is to capture the male protagonist's... pen*s. "Come here! We need to deepen our mutual understanding and have ourselves a good pillow talk-no, no! I mean, let's just have a good chat about life!" "Where is the newbie package?! What about my employee's benefits?! Hey, System, don't pretend to bug out all of a sudden, hand them over!" "Hmm, let's see...the employee's benefits are pretty good... pretty good... But, do you mind telling me what the heck are these 'Ten Great Tools'? This... What on earth is this scent that's coming from my body?? And just what is this 'instant recovery constitution' that supposedly will let me 'play to my heart's content without being broken'?! System, get your ASS out here! We need to talk! Are you for real or just pulling my leg?!" "I never agreed to take down these male protagonists! Not a single one of them follows the prescribed storyline. I don't want to end up under them; they are simply too awful! None of their words can be trusted-not a single one!! Out of all their lies, the worst are 'Be obedient, I won't move.', 'Believe me, this will be the last time.' and, 'I just want to kiss you!' "System, the settings must be incorrect! These guys are completely unlike the plot description! I'm feeling so wronged here!!!" -- The Ten Great Tools: For Chinese, men and women had 10 great attributes/characteristics that would make their private parts great or ideal for interc**rse. In this case, the ten great tools referred to the ten types of ideal shapes and characteristics of a woman's private part.

Cambria Velasco hopelessly fell in love with her gay best friend-Crosoft D'Cruze. One drunken night, they found themselves in each other's arms, naked under the sheets the next day. Crosoft couldn't take responsibility for what they had done and left. The moment Crosoft left her seven years ago, she realized she doesn't need him in her life. Pero mukhang hindi 'yon ang gusto ng tadhana dahil biglang bumalik si Crosoft sa buhay niya at nakilala pa ang anak nilang si Verdanah. And now, he wanted them in his life; he would do everything to gain her trust and forgiveness. Would Cambria accept Crosoft's love and apologies despite everything he did to her? Makatatanggi pa ba siya sa paglalambing nitong pang-24 hours a day at seven days a week? Is it really possible that they can become a family this time?

Kapag nag-iiba ang boses ng isang bakla kapag naa-arouse ng isang babae, isa lang ang ibig sabihin niyan. It's either may chance bumalik sa pagsusuot ng briefs or confused pa lang. Kaya pag mahal mo? SAVE HIM.

Other women fall for guys. I fall for a gay. The Gay Who Stabbed Me.

C O M P L E T E D W A R N I N G: MATURED CONTENT. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. (DE AZARRO SECONDO) Virginity is one of the greatest gifts a woman can give her husband. That is what Calixta's parents told her but due to the influence of alcohol, she accidentally gave it to a stranger that she met in the bar. Two months later, after the incident, she found out that she was pregnant and a few months after, she learned that she was carrying three fetuses inside her. And now, she is carrying the green carnation's heirs.

Every 1000 years, systems are released into the world to find the perfect hosts to compete for the top spot on the Void World's Leaderboard. The prize for first place is to have one wish of any kind granted no matter what it may be! World-class businesswoman Tian Xi was having a pleasant nosebleed-inducing dream...until she suddenly died of blood loss! [Ding! Binding complete. Host, I am your system, 001! Let's aim for the top, yo!] A once-in-a-millennia genius man, Gu Yuan, had grown bored of Earth. With a cold affirmative grunt, he bound his soul to his system, 000. Pushing and pulling, the power couple breezes their way to the top of the leaderboard! *WARNING: this work contains R18 sexual content. PROLOGUE STARTS OFF SMUT. YOU BEEN WARN. **cover designed by me :D ***art NOT by me :DD

(Book 1) UNEDITED This story is not mine. Just for offline reading. ------------------------- Extreme cold, extreme heat, earthquake, blizzard, rainstorm, flood, hail, heavy fog... Natural disasters followed one after another, animals and plants mutated one after another, and human beings survived in the cracks. Civilization is almost wiped out, and social order is gone. Shen Xun struggled to survive for four years in the apocalypse, and finally died tragically at the hands of his best relatives. Half a month before he was reborn and returned to the end of the world, Shen Xun sold the shares in the company left to him by his parents, took the 2 billion he got, and started hoarding supplies crazily. This time, she wants to stay away from her best relatives. Looking at the space full of supplies, Shen Xun felt full of security. The male protagonist appeared very late, and the relationship between the two was slow to heat up, and they joined forces in the later period. Mainly to survive natural disasters. The heroine is an occasional crazy critic. have pets.