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The Scarlet Apprentice  by deathofjai
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Half the population returned. Wanda Maximoff was labelled an 'anomaly' and an official criminal in sword's eyes. But now she's moved away to a cabin where no one would be able to bother her, and she wouldn't be able to hurt anyone else. That was until y/n's plane suddenly crashed in the woods not far from wanda's cabin and needed desperate help from anyone out there. However, y/n wasn't just a normal person. She was an agent of sword, who was going to meet with swords biggest enemy. How will they get on when they're forced to stay together? |slow burn||enemies to lovers|hurt/comfort|some smut| -<3- Cover by @killvmainn <3 Storyline is mine😩🔫
Forbidden (Lesbian Story) by xXBlueSkittleXx
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Ryo, a girl shrouded in mystery and cold to those around her. To all but the Princess... Yuka, the heir to her kingdom and sworn to the law who must produce an heir of her own, but how is she to do that if the person she loves is no male? What will become of their forbidden love?
She Becomes A Passive Villainess-NOT! by HalloweenGodspell
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Falling into the fiery hell she created must've been the perfect way for her to die. The other woman would then become the heroine that saved the town's people from the mad queen that burnt half of the population down and the duke would become the hero that protected the heroine. They would then be wed and have little children. They would live happily in the new world that they would create after vanquishing the evil queen. They would then lead the people unto a prosperous era of peace. Just... Where?... Where did I go wrong? When I am reborn, will you please give me a simple life?
The Devil's Match by therealestpotato
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Lily is a laidback slacker with a phobia for commitment...who happens to owe the devil her (nonexistent) firstborn. When the ruler of Hell comes knocking, what choice does she have but to let the devil play matchmaker? *** Lily has never been good at relationships, not that it matters to her. That is until Eve, a seductive woman claiming to be the devil's apprentice, shows up to collect a debt Lily doesn't remember owing: her firstborn child. Without a firstborn to give, and with the threat of eternal damnation at her heels, Lily finds herself on a chaotic matchmaking quest with the devil herself. Eve swears she's only playing matchmaker to collect the debt owed to her, but with each failed set-up, Lily suspects there may be something more to the devil's plan. [[word count: 60,000 - 70,000]] Cover designed by Joe Resch [[Wattys 2020 Winner]] Content warning: this story includes dark humour, mature themes, and scenes of violence and gore
The Lies We Speak by VivaciousElysian
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W A T T P A D F E A T U R E D -Discontinued- She's a mystery that he wants to solve, but how long before he realizes that she's a mystery she can't even solve herself. ❁❁❁ Former ballet dancer Abigail Hastings has experienced love in the form of friendship with her childhood best friend, Nate Belleview. But when a traumatizing event leaves Abby's mental state bloodied and bruised, the one person she always relied on gets up and leaves without a trace. It's been a year since Nate left, and Abby's still recovering from the broken pieces. If she focuses on school and her friendships, maybe she'll be able to stitch herself back together by the end of the year. When school quarterback and renowned player Jackson Henderson comes crashing into her life, Abby's senior year of recovery is compromised in ways she was not prepared for. But maybe, she isn't the only one with secrets. Behind his charming exterior and jock persona, Jackson hides things of his own that might be too much for Abby to handle. Will Jackson be the one to help guide Abby through her demons or will he nonchalantly enter her heart to destroy everything she's ever known about love? Copyright © 2017 Highest Rank #1 Wattys 2018 Shortlist Unity Awards Runner-up in Romance
Sunlight Escapes (Never Apart) by love_ocean2
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seventh of June is the day that changed Celine's life .. what happened on that day? and how did she deal with it? did it work out perfectly or did she get hurt?
The Demons of Rome by Thilio
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A small beggar boy, the most powerful mage in a millennium. A wise cracking baby owl of death. An academy filled with the next rulers of the world and a war in Gaul about to start. You might say trouble is brewing. Rome wasn't built in a day, or so we say. But what if it was, what if powerful forces were at work, and they carried on playing their part throughout its history? Magic, monsters and people who could control them. Power is a game played out with monstrous pieces all across the ancient world and at its very heart was Rome. Despite its power and influence, the city has fallen on hard times, with wars raging across the northern lands, most men have been levied into the legions but it still isn't enough to achieve the total victory the senate want. When Iatus is pulled off the streets and put to the mage's test he knows he's probably going to die. But when he survives his encounter with a powerful demon, he starts down the path of war, murder and the endless pursuit of power.
Quiet On Set (GirlxGirl)  by cold_french_fry
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"Dumbass" "Blind bitch" "Shut up and kiss me"
His Redemption by _the_crow_
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Two years. It had been two years since that day. Since he last saw their terrified faces, tied to the boiler. Since he had seen them smile. Since Dan had been defeated. Since he had failed them. Since Danny had been captured by the GIW. This is a Danny Phantom/Teen Titans crossover. Hope you like the story! !!I do not own either franchise or the cover art!! !!There will be some swearing!!
Camp Counselor (Lesbian) (GirlxGirl) (LGBT) by Paperhat
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Warning: Will contain some graphic content, such as sex scenes. Frankie is pessimistic, surly, and super fucking gay. Rowan, her camp counselor, is happy-go-lucky, spirited, and totally smoking hot. Can these two opposites really stand ten minutes in the same room together without ripping each other apart-- or, better yet-- ripping each others clothes off?