Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA

In the ruins of a place once known as Canada lies the nation of Panda, a perfect Capitol surrounded by 12 outlying districts. The Capitol is despicable and cruel and keeps the districts in line by forcing them all to send one boy and one girl to participate in the annual Derp Games, a 3-round competition on live television. 15-year-old Dogpiss Limabean regards it as humiliation when she steps forward to take her sister, Plum's, place in the Games. Without really meaning to, she volunteers. Along the way she reconnects with Peewee, and meets a bunch of different Capitol people. Can Dogpiss win the Derp Games?

When Morgan's little sister Leah finds 2 old dolls around her house from back in the 1800's, taking them in the house was one of the biggest mistakes of their life. Givin a little bit of time, odd things start happening.......read the book to find out!

Aiko is a girl who lives in an apartment all by herself. She loves music, anime, fan-fiction, and MOST of all Creepypasta stories. one day she finds a creepypasta on her computer and one in her living room?!? She then gets soon swept up and finds herself at the home of the creepypastas!?! the creepypastas include Jeff the Killer, Smile dog, Slenderman, Masky and Hoody, Ben, Sally,and Eyeless Jack (ALL RIGHTS RESERVED) *rated #25 in humor on August 6th, 2015*

I was running from something....more like I was running from 'him'............ I dont own the sonic characters only cloud and somothers that will come out ...hopefully. .........................:P bear with me it might be a little wired but its a good story THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC OF SONAMY BUT I HAVE EXPERIENCE AND PLZ BE NICE TO ME HATERS IM A LITTLE SENSITIVE plz comment on what I should do next!!!^_^

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[1st installment of the KP Series] Elizabeth always knew she was a special sort. Her family and friends knew too. She's an introvert and feels like a weirdo wherever she goes, even in her own home. But what happens when she encounters a man known to the world as a notorious monster? Jeff the killer. She never thought he was real; only stories told at school to freak people out. And now that he's come into her life, she'll discover just why she's so special. Monsters, killers, wraiths, and supernatural entities--how special can one get? There will be love, and loss, and triumph, and hope, all for a greater purpose: The human realm needs a protector, and that's Elizabeth. --- [S E Q U E L : Cruel & Blue (Eyeless Jack story)] *****-1st Place in Jeff the Killer-***** Cover art by: Asur-Fallinplim on deviantArt Disclaimer: Most, if not all, CreepyPastas presented throughout this story do not belong to the author. All credit goes to the original creators of those characters, anonymous or not.

It was burning down......the flames were everywhere, consuming the house the last thing I heard was "Run!"..mother....and I blacked out.

WELCOME TO SHIPLANTIS! PLEASE SHUT THE LID OF THE TRASH CAN BEHIND YOU AND BEWARE OF THE FEELS, those horrible creatures!! Before reading, be sure to agree with the following terms and conditions: [ ] I accept to follow the motto "Fandom before blood" About this AMAZHANG story: Just a book filled of laughter, feels, mind-blowing rubbish and all those wibbly wobbly timey whimey things you don't see everyday because muggles are boring. WARNING: This book has SPOILERSSSSSS. So if, lets say, you haven't finished the Divergent trilogy, well then I very much recomend you NOT TO READ that section of the chapter! (Yes, my chapters are divided into sections for the safety of your spoiled-free eyes). If you are wondering, yes, this book includes whatever fandom you're thinking of. No, not that fandomless fandom, no, you're alone there, cousin, sorry. I'm so sorry. Some specific fandoms: TMR, THG, HP, PJO, HOO, DW, TMI, TID, TFIOS, Divergent and loads more!! Also, if you DO NOT want to experience 14 chapters of ONLY The Hunger Games stuff then go ahead and skip 14 chapter to the one after the one called "BIG FANDOM NEWS." Read this story if you are ready to: - sob -die - roll on the ground - get weird looks from across the room -die - make weird dying seal noises -die - throw the computer across the room - laugh your soul out -did I mention die? -etcetera CREDIT to all people who own these jokes (NONE OF THE JOKES ARE MINE. Only some) Brilliant cover by: @PastelPixies. May the gods be ever in your favor....