the world really sucks

FOR IT IS DURING THE UNGODLY HOURS THAT THE GODS WILL FALL DOWN WITH A WEAK EMPIRE.

It's clear to see I'm a style icon; remember, you can't spell icon without "con." I love clothes, accessories, and makeup as much as the next lady, man, French bulldog in a sweater, or child whose parents dressed her in a couture Halloween costume, but telling people how they should look doesn't suit me (clothes pun!). I have no authority in that department-I barely even shop in department stores. Instead, this is a look at my own silly and nonsensical approach to style, and I promise only part of it is about sweatpants. This book is one part entertainment, one part irreverent fashion fun, and one part personal experience, including: -My closet staples and jewelry MVPs, and what's actually in my makeup bag -All about BLTs and BFFS . . . that is, Better-Looking T-Shirts and Best Feet Friends -The bad-hair-day character wheel -The Ten Commandments of online shopping -A handy flowchart to help you decide "Should I actually buy this?" -Red-carpet ridiculousness -Grace Expectations: What your denim says about you -And MORE! I'm not stylish-I'm self-aware. I'm not polished-I'm perceptive. I'm not trendy-but I love trying. Because when it comes down to it, "style" is just a simple way of saying "I showered." Grace Helbig is the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Grace's Guide and a comedian, actress, and television and YouTube personality. @gracehelbig

❝the uprising has begun.❞

when there's too much, and you're going to explode. he can get in your mind and turn you insane. he steals lives, and has fun doing it. but his mind isn't immune to his own tricks, and he's just as weak as anyone else.

in which a boy delivers waffles and a girl eats them. book one in the foodie series ✿lowercase intended✿

One bridge. Two guys. Three secrets. Four therapists. Five attempts. Six months. Seven bad habits. Eight family meetings. Nine visits. Ten cuts. One death. Spiritual #4

A collection of (nonsense) poetry. Cover by veracity

❝i'm bananas for you.❞ ❝let's never split?❞ or ; in which two people communicate via cheesy pick up lines and wrinkled notes © idea by lukeguitars, written by moi [ two-thousand-&-fourteen ] lower case intended ( disclaimer ; i do not own 5 seconds of summer, although i do wish i owned michael clifford ; also , i do not own the cover art - credit to whoever drew it )

Julia, a senior in high school, is starting to lose faith and hope in life. She gets bullied daily and no one seems to care. Her hope and inspiration soon comes to light after meeting a boy that goes to the ends of the world and back to see her smile.©