Hey Readers! Here are The South Park One Shots! Just a heads up, this book is NOT FOR CHILDREN. There is sensitive material, you should know if you watch South Park!... so read at your own risk.

This book will sometimes be on and off. But suggest whatever but be specific weather you want fluff, lemon, or a scenario in mind. So lemme know and I'll try my best!

Stan x reader Kyle x reader Eric x reader Kenny x reader Craig x reader Token x reader Tweek x reader Clyde x reader Maybe a Jimmy x reader Butters x reader And any others requested! P.S: I do one-shots \("▔□▔)/\("▔□▔)/\("▔□▔)/

I take requests but I don't do teachers, the goths, Token, the girls (because i don't like them and literally don't know anything about them), and Pip (I used to do him but not anymore), Damien. If I don't know a character, I won't do it. Please enjoy <3

all in the title. i do the following kiddos: - stan marsh - kyle broflovski - kenny mccormick - eric cartman - craig tucker - tweek tweak - wendy testaburger - bebe stevens - token black - butters stotch - clyde donovan - jimmy valmer

Are you a bitch? Are you in love with Eric Cartman? Do you enjoy reading fanfcition so you can pretend someone loves you? If one or all of these things sound like you, then you might be interested in therapy, but therapy is expensive so read this if you're poor.

****THIS IS BEING DELETED AND RE PUBLISHED AS A WHOLE NEW DIFFERENT BOOK. **** ***RE WRITTEN VERSION UP NOW***

completed as of september 20 2018 any mistake under the influence of alcohol can have dire consequences. this one, fucks up your life, as well as makes it a whole lot better.