Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

„meeting you was like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favourite." -JJ x fem oc : John b's sister -Outer Banks story line / season 1

𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘳, 𝘑𝘑 (𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘴) 𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘬, 𝘐 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘦. 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴, 𝘖𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘦 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘶. A touron that had more blunts than she cares to admit, not to mention a handful of xannys, ends up sleeping with the one and only JJ Maybank who was drowning his own sorrows in a bottle of painfully cheap tequila. After ignoring the glaring issue, which included the symptoms like a lack of period, sore tits and throwing up any food within a mile radius of her, for a few weeks Ottilie Moreau takes a test -- the test -- and it may be the only test she's ever taken were a positive is a negative. Ps. I also (obviously) don't own OBX, so creds go to the guy who did, you did good.

𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘸𝘢𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥, 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴. season 1 & 2 complete. (jj maybank x oc)

𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐋 ⟳ "𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘪 𝘨𝘦𝘵?" in which, kiara carrera's older sister is as kook as they come. well, until she gets wrapped up in a treasure hunt and gets closer to a certain blond pogue. ( fem oc x jj maybank ) ( REWRITING )

𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗣𝗟𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗞𝗜𝗗𝗦 „𝗐𝖾ʼ𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗇𝖺𝗂𝗏𝖾, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎ʼ𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝗐𝖾ʼ𝗅𝗅 𝗋𝗎𝗇 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝗍𝗈𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋" 𝗜𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵, 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝗌𝖾𝖼𝗋𝖾𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋. 𝐟𝐞𝐦 𝐨𝐜 𝐱 𝐣𝐣 𝐦𝐚𝐲𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞 - 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝

JJ MAYBANK X OC - - In which Octavia Thornton, the younger sister of Topper Thornton comes back from boarding school to find out that things in the obx haven't changed one bit, the rivalry between Kooks and Pouges is just as fierce as ever. What happens when Octavia runs into a certain blonde pouge and discovers they may have more in common then most think. - - After being sent away from home for 10 months, for a secret that her family has been hiding, Octavia was finally coming back home. She came from a long line of very rich kooks and her secret could ruin her family, and another's reputation forever. - - RANKINGS #3 madison 7/7/21 #2 kooks 8/7/21 #6 johnb 8/7/21 #2 beer 8/7/21 #1 kooks 8/26/21 #1 pope 9/23/21 #3 in jjmaybank #1 jj

june march is a kook | completed

it's 17 year old carl my dudes

JUNIPER CLARK always dreamed of going to California, but the grass is always greener on the other side. She's in Cali before she knows it! Just as she wins the heart of her California-best-friend-boyfriend, someone she never thought she'd see again turns up out of the blue. What happens when someone she's loved for so long comes back- and she finds that she'd never stopped loving him? ≛ that '70s show fanfiction oc x m. kelso ~sort of slow burn?~ ≛ completed! started 10.02.20 finished 01.12.21 ≛ for the purposes of this story, young Hyde and young Kelso will be much cuter than they are in the show ;) ≛ I DO NOT OWN THAT '70S SHOW OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS FROM IT! The only characters I own are Juniper Clark, her parents and brother, Lucy Powell, and Archibald Stone (and any other characters that pop up like once lol)! ≛ rankings (thank you!): #1 in "redforman" - 7/26/21 ≛ thank you for 10K reads! love y'all :3