Yep, definitely gonna need this if your a fan or if you just want to laugh

Sooooo I deleted my other one. RIP rAnDoM cRaP. But here's a second random book. I feel really bad for deleting the other one but it's done now so. Anywhoooo enjoy if you want. I'm gonna be really educational in this book so eee y'all are gonna learn random shit :D Dave says hi.

Dave, aka King Furry II, Lord of Furriness, Legend, Sir Puppington, Davide von Sjokoladen, Saviour of the Universe, presents: his adventures as King of the Road, Protector of his Hoomans, and very fearsome guard dog who runs from the cats who invade his garden. Alongside his costar, Bettie, the yellow Labrador from IKEA, Dave will embark on a rollercoaster journey of discovery of the wider world, meeting new people, new toys, new games... everything the world has to throw at him. But how will the Saviour of the Universe fare with a normal lifestyle like this? Will he embrace the challenge of normality or will he shy away from the strange new things the hoomans introduce him to? ... My dog is not allowed an Instagram account so he gets this instead XD Enjoy!

What happens when the Avengers text? Carnage! This is completely different to anything I've ever written before but I hope you like it :)

The events at Sargasso with a major twist.

Life is a continuous cycle of depressing reality. We're born. We breed. We die. We're all just numbers working for the government that already has enough pocket money as it is. And things won't change. It's the way of life. Or so I thought, I guess. Until a certain god did something to change that. ****** My name is Jamie Adams. I'm not the most academically intelligent. I'm no good on a stage. I'm DEFINITELY not a maths genius. Everyone's got it in them to achieve anything. I didn't use to think that, but I only had to believe in myself and work hard and I did what I never thought I could do... This so cheesy. Who wrote this script? But, hey, if I can make it in life the way I did, I guess everyone's got a chance. I'm not going to pretend the ride was smooth. I nearly died so many times... I can't even remember how many times Loki or Peter had to save my ass. Like the time I almost got hacked to pieces in a temple of doom like an Indiana Jones film... Oh, wait, that's not going to convince you to try hard in life. Well I was going to explain that time me and Peter almost drowned because we got dropped into a lake by some weird flying winged dude... Anyway, whatever you want to do with life, I'm sure your obstacles won't be as intense or as near certain death as mine were. And life is not easy or in anyway fair. So basically, the message I'm trying to say is, if you want to make it anywhere in life, you've got to learn to give a shit. ****** Updates are pretty inconsistent :') Cover artwork is mine Thanks for the support and enjoy the story!