Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

I'm sorry

Trump loves oranges His skin was orange to show his love A room in the Trump Tower dedicated to oranges A room in the White House dedicated to oranges The problem was he could never find the perfect orange When he met a certain orange, however, it was love at first sight If only the orange felt the same way

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

"I...I love you" "I love you too. But I love me more."

A tragic love story between trump and the vegan teacher

It's hot. So very hot.

cold boss oli london is hopeless in finding love. then he met shrek.