Trump loves oranges
His skin was orange to show his love
A room in the Trump Tower dedicated to oranges
A room in the White House dedicated to oranges
The problem was he could never find the perfect orange
When he met a certain orange, however, it was love at first sight
If only the orange felt the same way
!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !!
A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read.
this shit has older humour than my nan christ
In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married.
That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize.
(Historical fiction)
Highest ranking:
#1 in romance (don't look that up)
#1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!)
#232 in British
#1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2)
#1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9)
#15 in donaldtrump
#677 in car
#49 in couples (that's not bad actually)
What readers have to say:
@Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book."
@brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️"
@Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao"
Funny comments in this book out of context:
@chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"