Vigilante AU! -Raccooninnit -Tommy's got funky telekinesis shit that glows red -Tubbo and Ranboo are pretty pog -4/4 sbi my guys -Wilburs got siren powers but they're cooler -Technos just a fuckin boss -Phils a bird and old -lighthearted but don't let that fool you -inspired but Tommyinnits clinic for supervillians and Tommyinnits unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death -so read at the risk of your eyes leaking heavily yes I wrote this like tags cuz i wrote this on ao3 first (psst my ao3 is @that1onioninurfridge its got the cooler better shit)

What if Tommy just Snapped He's hurt To much. He won't hurt anymore He wants revenge on those who hurt him. ⚠️Includes major character death/suicide⚠️ Art cover by zirorum on Instagram THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE SHIPPING OF ANY KIND EXCEPT BEE DUO BECAUSE THEY'RE CANNONICALLY MARRIED IN THIS BOOK June 13th Thank you sm for 50k reads 🙈💕

Phil had never seen shifters like these three kids. Where had the come from? Well it didn't matter as his twins had already taken a liking to them. And maybe he had as well. Or: Phil, Techno, and Wilbur are heros that spontaneously adopt the Bench Trio

"I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power stop working sometimes... I think." This is a reupload from ao3 by @eneliii

"I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power stop working sometimes... I think." Sheesh, this is very awkward. Why is no one else talking? Why is Philza looking at him like he grew three heads? Why is the Blade staring at him so intensely? Why is Willow still frozen? "Did I, did I hit a nerve? Yikes," Tommy hisses, "Well um," He steps back, bracing his legs and bending his knees, "This was like super fun, but I'm - I'mma head out." or, in which Tommy manages to annoy the hell out of Phil, Techno and Wilbur by being both impossible to catch and irritatingly endearing. or or, a crack fic where Tommy is a vigilante and Phil, Techno and Wilbur are the heroes hunting him down.

・ my life has gone so far downhill it's led me to write this ・ alliumduo enjoyers, enjoy ・ and rip clungyduo enjoyers lol ・ i didn't draw the cover photo enjoy.