"Hello?" "Um, hey?" "Wait, you don't sound like my Aunt Kathy." "Unless I was miraculously converted into a member of the opposite gender and somehow related to whoever is on the other side of this call, then yeah. I'm not your Aunt Kathy." "Oh, shiitake mushrooms." - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Short Story #1 (19/04/18) 2016 Fiction Awards Finalist © 2015 evethespy. All Rights Reserved.

"a boy. a girl. a pair of headphones. a hundred bus rides. and a thousand songs." ▪ #2 in Rides as of 16th February 2019

"allo, kto eto?" "..." "kto eto?" "so... do you like dogs?" • in which a girl finds a series of numbers at a bus station and decides to call a particular one.

in which a famous football quarterback decided to break up with his girlfriend over the phone. the girl who answered wasn't his girlfriend. • "Hi, this is-" "I want a fucking girlfriend." "..." "..." "Well, as far as I can remember, I'm not an escort." • #30 in Featured as of July 8th 2018 #5 in Light Romance as of June 24th 2018 #1 in Light Romance as of May 14th 2019 #22 in Short Stories as of 26th August 2019

Highest Ranking- #3 in Short Story (First in teen dialogue series) "He-" "I am so sorry aunt Claire, I forgot to send a cab to pick you up from airport!" "Don't worry dear, I reached home safely." •~• A dialogue story where a teenage boy misplace a digit of the phone number and instead of his aunt Claire, he calls some random girl and that too at 2:19 AM. It was just a call, but what he didn't knew was, the receiver was not his aunt, but a girl. The girl was not normal, but a sarcastic one who always had witty comebacks for each and every sentence and pulls pranks. She was not thirty like his aunt, but only seventeen. Enjoy the journey of two teenagers who met with fate and that fate was a random call at 2:19 AM. ~

Dys • ar • thri • a difficult or unclear articulation speech that is otherwise linguistically normal - Doubt it? How do you know this blossoming friendship won't turn into something more? Cuz that kind of stuff only happens in Wattpad books. Someone texting or calling the wrong number, they fall in love, meet in person, confess their undying love for each other, happily ever after, the end. Too cliché. Even for me. - Gracie Summers was born with a brain injury which led to dysarthria. She hardly every spoke to anyone outside her family, and even then, she used short sentences. When she receives a text from the wrong number, will she develop feelings for him or succumb to the threats from the girl whose number he was supposed to text that night? {EDITED COMPLETE BY ME / @JULIE_PROOFEDIT } Word count // 20,000 Word count (after editing) // 50,000+ #15 / 26.1K stories in 'truestory' tag {7/21/2022} #1 / 44.5K stories in 'nonfiction' tag {5/17/22} #1 / 302K stories in 'shortstory' tag {5/27/22} #1 / 168K stories in 'call' tag {8/6/22} #1 / 132K stories in 'short' tag {6/8/22} #1 / 186K stories in 'comedy' tag {7/21/24} #8 / 238K stories 'funny' tag {7/22/24}

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|| Reverse Harem || Four Men/One Woman || ⚔️ || "It's not about belonging to someone, but belonging together." Emersyn's life is in shambles. Her job? Gone. Her boyfriend? Gone. Her apartment? Gone. But just when she's about to hit rock bottom, she finds an ad for a cheap room with four roommates. Four very interesting, very attractive roommates. Moving in, she thinks it's just a place to stay, but it quickly turns into something more. These aren't ordinary roommates. They're complex, exciting, and each one stirs something different in Emersyn. Love isn't confined to just one heart here; it's a shared connection that builds and grows. But can Emersyn really love all four of these men? Will jealousy ruin everything? Dive into this steamy romance novel, where love knows no limits and the connection between Emersyn and her roommates blossoms into something beautiful and unbreakable. **Updated on Tuesdays and Fridays at 6pm EST/EDT**

Joanna is a photographer on a mission to capture the woods in spring in all of their new budding glory. When a snow storm forces her to find shelter she is forced to stay in an abandoned hotel she found deep in the woods with no road access to it. She soon realizes she isn't alone in the hotel, she finds seven guys filming a ghost adventure series also using the hotel for shelter from the storm. This book will be available until March 1, 2023 (date may change) then I will be taking half the chapters down and publishing on Amazon. Enjoy!

"Don't you get it? You know when you try to run away, punishment like this happens." he said teasingly, squeezing my chest. I gasped for air, I really didn't try to run away. They're overreacting! The wet noise coming from below, being penetrated in both holes by two men, while the third one just watch me. Synchronously the two men sank their teeth on both sides of my neck, drinking my blood as I felt them coming inside, their dick twitching inside of me, tingles shooting through my whole body from legs to arms. "W-Wait!" I tried to catch my breath but they kept thrusting, unevenly in and out, not giving me breaks after I just came with them. The sound of my butt in contact with their hips got louder and the motion became harder and faster. Almost passing out. The sudden pinch on my chest awakened me, I looked down to see a pair of hands squeezing them. "You'll be staying up all night for us baby. We have a lot to catch up on." He pulled my head toward his, collapsing our lips togethers. His tongue forced its way into my mouth, causing me to release my wet moans. "It won't be ending anytime soon so I hope you came prepared." peeking to the side I noticed the third one starting to stroke himself. I wanted to do if for him. Letting out a whine against the man lips, the third one looked up at me with lustful eyes. "This is a punishment, don't forget. You're not supposed to be enjoying this." he said. I don't like this punishment anymore. __________ Astra Melva, a girl with a rare blood type that attracts every vampire around here. All her life she tried to convince people she's normal. Until she had an accident, her blood came rushing out her skin, it attracted attention. The Hept caught her trying to cover up the scene. Like a 7 pointed star, they were given that title because of their high status at the prestigious university. They are craving for her love, becoming overly obsessed with Astra. And Astra seems to be feeling love...