You have ten days before you die. The infamous "Jeff the Killer" shows up one night to kill you, but creates a deal with you instead. If you survive ten days, you live. If you don't, well, you obviously die. Fun, right? The only problem is that you laugh every time you see him. His face is just so funny! How will you control yourself? What if he starts to love you? Ha! He's a nasty, blood-sucking, gay-as-hell jerk-face. There's no way you'd fall for that. He was the one that broke into your house, so he was gonna play by your rules. Every time he insults your slutty friend- slap in the face! Every time he calls you stupid and a whale- slap in the face! Will you survive all ten days with this inconsiderate asshole? -+- This is a JTK x Reader from second person point of view. It's a parody of my other fanfiction, "Killer Romance" This is the funny version, and the other one is the serious version. I don't own most of the characters. (Jeff The Killer x Reader PARODY) WARNING: Contains lots of sarcasm and swearing. IF YOU DON'T LIKE RACIST JOKES AND/OR GET OFFENDED BY HUMOR, DON'T READ THIS. Good luck to those of you who persevere onward. I'm sorry if your family looks at you crazy for laughing like a maniac at your phone or crying because of how pathetic and stupid this book is. Most of the plot is exactly how it is in the original book, so DON'T GET MAD IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. Co-me-dy. It's not meant to make sense. -+- I do not give doc truyen or any individual, website, organization, server, etc. the right to reproduce, post, publish, steal, etc. my stories and ideas.

All my life I've been mistreated and bullied. I was ready to give up until a certain encounter changed everything.

A girl who looks like an angel, but is a demon. Will the creepypastas accept her when they realize who she really is?

Warnings: DNI if minor, Dead Dove: Do not eat, Threesomes, Rough, CNC, Not really lovey dovey, All characters are written 18+, BDSM themes. Tentacle usage, cringe names, Non-con, Knifeplay, etc. ||This is written for entertainment, Made for me to explore things that I decided to share. Always act with consent, let these be here for relief in any way, venting your emotions, etc. Treat these a RPs without aftercare. Please please please, don't read if a MINOR, or if you cannot handle this kind of content, I understand. || These are written from a AFAB POV unless stated otherwise. I have a A03 that personally rather use now. I thought I put the warnings on this book but I have not, oops. 2017: SO this is my first time writing Lemons D: I hope its ok! So this trails the line of realism? Its also a bit forceful, so if your looking for a "Slender is your boyfriend" lemon etc. Its not here, Sorry V.V (I'm not good with those anyway, too lovely dovey most of the time) I hope you guys like my first lemon D: I will be experimenting with other styles, such as BL, pairings and maybe WL too

its all in the title

CONTAINS SEXUAL THINGS... PLEASE DO NOT READ IT IF YOU ARE TOO YOUNG IF U DO NOT MAH FAULT...

Don't read it to young I think the title explained it lemon=sex

Jeffrey Woods, a 13 year old boy, turns Insane and brutality murders his entire family. He then runs away into the woods and that changes his entire life. He meets friends just like him in some ways, enemies, and just maybe, a soulmate. Will he survive the game of lies and heartbreaks or forever be lost in it? Warning: Bad language, sexual themes (or however you call it) and inappropriate scenes. Please don't read if under 10 years old. Or you can, cause I can't tame you guys XD.