"Technically I ordered before all these people." I point out. "Technically I can have you kicked out for being an entitled nuisance so you better stand in that line before I lose my patience." Jeez, it was just a post-it to the forehead. It's not like I tattooed a dick on his face. //Dream is a self-made millionaire struggling with a company growing faster than he may be able to handle. George is months away from getting a doctorate, working at a coffee shop for some semblance of peace. A very expensive and sticky mistake later, their lives entwined more than either of them welcomed. Cross-posted on Ao3

George Notfound, head psychiatrist at Arkham Asylum. And Dream, a psycho killer. What happens when the two fall in love? Started: June 2021 Ended: October 2021 •Joker AU story with Dnf •Dream as the Joker and George as Harley Quinn •No smut (implied) •Violence •Swearing • Alcohol,drugs and clubbing will be mentioned • There will be not triggers for blood and gruesome things in the chapters, so be aware if you don't like that •My first story so it will be bad •Punctuation will hopefully be correct • More will be explained in Intro

Clay struggles with home life, and his social life isn't the greatest either. George on the other hand is the popular kid in school, having no issues at home and no issues with his social life. The two used to know eachother, but something happened after Clay turned four and George never saw him again. What happens when the two cross paths for the first time in thirteen years? This is a very slow burn, fluff filled fanfiction, with some questionable parts, but I just wanted to make this as detailed as I could, so I'm sorry about that. Impressive things #1 in fanfic Dec 17st 2021 #1 in fanfiction Dec 21st 2021 #2 in dnf Dec 19th 2021 ❗DISCLAIMER❗ This story contains heavy and touchy subjects like physical and verbal abuse. It also has mentions of alcohol and drugs, as well of brief suicide comments and homophobic slurs. This happens throughout the whole book so people who are sensitive to these topics, I urge you not to read. George and Dream have stated they are comfortable with fanfictions about them, but at any given time they say they are uncomfortable, I will take this story down immediately. As for the cover art, @dnfwow on twitter made it.

Nyctophobia. Fear of darkness. Something George has had since he was 12. Something only himself and his family knew. Well until he Moves in with Dream and Sapnap, and things don't exactly go to plan. - "Is Georgie scared of the dark" Sapnap Mocked "S-Stop." George Eventually Broke down

PLEASE READ NYCTOPHOBIA BEFORE READING THIS what happens when one simple thing happens, causing George's life to fall apart all over again

Don't fall in love, those are the only rules. *Cuss word warning* *Smut warning*