"I don't like your last name"
"well that's r00d"
"no ur supposed to say 'what why' so I could be like 'I think u should change it' and then you'd be like 'to what' and I'll say 'grazer' "
"sorry for ruining ur cute lil fantasy"
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social media & some irl
impressive rankings:
#1: gracewanderwaal
#5: irisapatow
"Well that's the last jar" "Yeah, I know. " I say reaching for it "What if I want it?" he asks playfully No way in hell is this boy getting the last jar of nutella. (MICHAEL CLIFFORD SHORT STORY) (BOOK 1 IN THE FOOD SERIES)