In a world of violence and chaos, the world is calling for a desperate change. Two months ago, an undercover agency was established by Jesse Harp, the richest man on the planet. He established the WAA, the World Assassin Agency. This was an agency for assassin's to get on the good side of the law doing what they do best. The WAA hires agents to hunt down and terminate specific targets. Permanently. But recently, Jesse Harp was killed by a mysterious figure, dubbed 'The Messeger,' because he/she always leaves messages at the scene. A new target. A new victim. A new hope.

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We as a race have spent millennia warring and killing each other over everthing from God to Country, Money and Power, Love and Jealousy, or even simple Psychotic Rage. But now that Humanity has a new enemy to face, one from the stars with far superior technology. And it is now up to every Man, Woman, and Child to come together and make a choice: fight for their Freedom, no matter the cost and to the bitter end, or Surrender and face the implications of what that means...

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA