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The Squirrelflight and Leafpool Show por goose_ze_evil_genius
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Squirrelflight is tired of Bramblestar sitting around watching TV, and Leafpool is super bored since she isn't a medicine cat anymore. But then Leafpool has the best idea of her life...a TV show, just the two of them! Join in the Squirrelflight and Leafpool show, where the shenanigans never end!
WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF SHADOWCLAN por CrazystarThunderClan
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Welcome to the StarClan of the 21st century! Where cats from modern-day ThunderClan, whether warriors or medicine cats, can visit StarClan whenever they want to. Where cats build pizzerias and advertise their restaurants in books like this one. Where cats hit their rivals with cheeseburgers and frying pans. Where stupid kitttypets burn pizzas and refuse to watch shows like WIPEOUT. Where cats cry when they find out that they are out of cheddar cheese. And where fantasy becomes reality. Well, get ready to laugh because its time to start reading!
Things You Didn't Know About Warriors: Book I (ON HOLD) por Wolfyfang
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Did you know that truly thought that Firestar had WASTED his last life? Or that one of Bluestar's most popular quotes is Stupid Furball? Look inside this book! All of your favourite facts and quotes are located right here!
How to Solve Prophecies Like a Pro por CloudtailGrandmas
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The cunning and intelligent Creekstep will teach you how to solve every prophecy that StarClan gives during his totally obtainable quest for fame and redemption. Concept By: @featherfrost_ Cover By: also @featherfrost_ **We don't own Warriors, btw. Just the spoof idea!**
A Twisted Reigh por Blossomfall4eva
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Moons go by when Bramblestar is ruling ThunderClan. Squirrelflight, his deputy, dies cruelly by a fox attack at camp. It, luckily, doesn't do much damage to the camp. But the fox also injures and few others. The leader must pick a knew deputy, and he chooses wisely. But the deputy gets power hungry. Cats die. Cats get exiled. Battles arise. But through the midst of the insanity, a warrior still stays strong.
Cloudtail's Ways to Get Kicked Out of ThunderClan por CrazystarThunderClan
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Warriors: Bumblestripe's Insanity por CrazystarThunderClan
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Something more powerful than the Dark Forest is about to cause disturbance within ThunderClan...and it's love. Bumblestripe has loved Dovewing forever. But after she rejects him for another cat, he wonders if there's any way to stop the pain that seeing her causes- and decides the only way is to get rid of her. A tale of murder and betrayal, heartbreak and abandonment, Bumblestripe's Insanity is a captivating novel that leaves readers hungering for more and left wondering what happens next. Because in this story, NOBODY is safe...
Warriors: Blossomfall's Reign(Sequel to WBI) por CrazystarThunderClan
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Major spoilers ahead. Please read the first book, Warriors: Bumblestripe's Insanity(WBI) first. Welcome to the sequel! A mysterious rogue has destruction planned for all the Clans. ThunderClan's new leader is this cat's main target. Will Blossomfall's Reign survive the rogue's threat? Will she be able to have the era of peace that she desires after her brother's cruel leadership?
How To Kill A Warrior Cat por WarriorsOfEmberClan
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Do you want to know the wierdest ways to kill a warrior cat? Well then you're in for a treat! This is How To Kill A Warrior Cat!!! All admins welcome to add a part.
Ways to Get Kicked Out of StarClan por CloudtailGrandmas
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Woah! Look! It's CrazystarThunderClan, Firestar4ever, Frostycloud, SlugterranCat, Brambleclaw4ever, LightningStrikeTC, FrostFireWarriorCat, WhisperSpirit, and helloilovecats all making one huge spoof book! Hi der is Herkfost. I innduct u 2 buk. No. //facepalms- dumb Hawkfrost. That poor frickin idiot. Welcome to this crazy book! It's so crazy, it'll get you kicked out of StarClan just for reading it. Since it was published, the StarClan police have reported a 200% rise in arson. This is about psycho cats who live around a lake, eating bird poo, being Sues, and farting unicorns. Feel free to call the Mental Hospital, but the cats will shred them before they leave their narwhal van. Good luck!