Hi, my name's Evangel Mary Sue Electra Ocean Lightning Otrera Skylar Melody Seminary, and I'm 14 years old. This is the story of how I became a demigod. (This is a crackfic, don't worry.)

Welcome to 'What Not To Do In Percy Jackson Fanfiction' where I will brave the odds and ends to show my fellow PJO writers exactly what annoys readers and writers of Wattpad the most. This is not to be meant as offensive to the people whose stories may be similar to what I have written, but if you HAVE written a story a lot like the ones mentioned inside where the protagonists are total VS model Mary-Sue's... I humbly beg of you, change it immediately! Because the PJO characters are often frustrated with finding out they have a secret half-sister with magical blue hair and Gucci sunglasses. Percy: *facedesks* Annabeth: *groans* Leo: *sets Mary-Sue's hair on fire* O.O Leo: ..... What? SHE ATTACKED ME WITH HER TERRIBLE MARY-SUE-ISH NATURE! AND PLANNED TO MARRY ME OFF TO HER BFF, JUST NO... ** Warning: Mass hilarity ahead. Read at your own risk! Abandoned (I was 12, Jesus Christ...)

Similar to the author's PJO/HOO Characters React to Percy Jackson & The Lightning Thief: The Musical, in this story the characters will give their thoughts/opinions on different memes, headcanons, and other stuff. The author (hi!) doesn't know how to add several images in a chapter, so they'll be writing them out or adding them up top. The author (me, hi again) doesn't own Percy Jackson so all rights go to Rick Riordan. I don't own the images either, so all rights for those go to the respective owners. Go check out my other stories if you haven't already (As Long As We're Together & Not As We Remember)!

read the title .the seven and Calyspo react to their fanart. Highest rank I bothered to memorize #1 Calyspo

Ever wondered what would have happened if the Romans had read The Titans Curse? Or if the seven read The Lightening Thief or maybe parts of The House of Hades? All of that is packed in here where the demigods react to the books and even parts of it! - NOW COMPLETE - DISCLAIMER FOR WHOLE BOOK: I DO NOT OWN THE PJO AND HOO SERIES, RICK RIORDAN DOES WARNING: CHARACTERS MAY APPEAR TO BE OOC BUT THIS IS JUST FOR HUMOUR. DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT.

Ever seen any PJO & HOO headcannon or post and wondered how the Gods and Demigods would react to it? You've come to the right place! Find your favourite PJO & HOO characters react to all kinds of demigodly posts here! And YOU can be the one who decides what they react to!

Rant of everything wrong in PJO fan fics. From cringey plot lines to just the smallest things that make me wanna burn my eyes out. Read if you think any PJO fanfic is cringey and are looking for someone to agree with.

These are some gourmet memes, trust me I scoured the internet for them. Most of these are NOT my memes, please keep that in mind Note there is a part 2 to this book

- Jokes, memes, and headcanons about PJO and relatable fandoms stuff! - Highest ranks: #1 in relatable, collection, and joke book - Sorry the book cover doesn't match the title, I'm too lazy to fix it - Completed on March 12, 2018 * Disclaimer: I don't own any jokes or the cover

A bunch of random headcanons from the Heroes of Olympus characters, as well as some of your favorite sidekicks that got sucked into the crazy, amazing world of Percy Jackson.