❛ in which a girl plays matchmaker, && tries to pair you up with the one that matches you best. as well as provide hcs. ❜ ┄ ྀ┄ ྀ┄ ྀ : 🏹...
''𝘐 𝘣𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵.'' ── ''𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'' ''𝘕𝘰, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵'' © 𝐭𝐚𝐞𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐚𝐢𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 ∘₊✧───✧₊∘ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑 ∘₊✧───✧₊∘ 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐨...
𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 as they start to talk more things get complicated. - wrote this awhile ago so humour is outdated nd it's literally just so disgusting