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nekogirluwu
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Colonel Sanders and Mr. Clean have fallen in love, it was always apparent things were perfect. That was until Ronald McDonald wanted to ruin their relationship...
beanisnotthebest
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I walk down the street, sad. All my tools just died.
Then I see him.
The most beautiful man ever.
Bob The Builder.
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johnfromspanglish
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"sometimes it feels like you're the only one keeping me around"
started: january 27, 2018
finished: n/a
THIS IS BOYXBOY IF YOU DONT LIKE DONT READ!!!!!!!
can-u-shutup
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when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out
read the story!
this is a crackhead story. sorry
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fullsuncourtuwu
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He was boy,,he was a shrek
Can I make it anymore obvious
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bigballman26
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levi 🤩🤩🤩💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️ and alvin the chimpmunk 🤢🤢🤢 are in a secret relationship, but eill they be able to stay together, one ☝️ being human, the other a chimpmunk? 🥶🥶🥶🥶🙏🙏🙏😨😨😨🌲🌲🤪🤪😉🙂😕💨💨
notshawtyth1ck
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~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?
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not_too_filthy
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The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
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