Harry: You have no idea how much i want you;) Louis: I'm ready for you, hazz. Come and get me Harry: There is nothing that I want more Louis: Let your hand slide into my trousers and make me crazy Harry: Dirty man Louis: You know how I am, you know how much I want Harry: Wait till I see you, I will fuck you so hard Louis: Can't fucking wait

THIS IS NOT MY STORY!! credits to velvetoscar on archive of our own:) Louis, to his horror, attends an elitist university in which the name Zayn Malik means something, Niall Horan doesn't stop talking, there are pianos everywhere, and Harry Styles, only son of a drug-addled, clinically insane ex-rocker, has a perfect smile and empty eyes.