After the events of It's Gotta Be Perfect, a rogue meme leaves Four not feeling like himself. He and Three struggle to keep a new monstrous being in check. (A/N: Trying to follow the tone of the show, but probably a fair bit darker. Still very much a shitpost fic lol. Tagged as 43, but not a ship fic. They're just pining for each other in the background, and that's not gonna be resolved here. I'm British, if you see unfamiliar slang that's why. Warnings for gore. Later, warning for vomiting and body horror. General werewolf stuff. Stay safe kiddos Updates whenever...???!)

In order to be eligible to win one morbillion dollars in a game show that Swagmaster is hosting, SMG4 and SMG3 need to work together in order to beat out the other teams that are competing. The catch? it's a couple's game show... and SMG4 and SMG3 are not dating. [Voted "#2 Best Fanfic" by SMG4TWT!] TESTIMONIALS FROM SATISFIED VIEWERS: "I thought this book would be stupid and boring but now I'm obsessed 😭" "As gay and frustrating as canon!" "This fanfic is the bible of homosexuality."

A large private property in the mushroom kingdom runs its own little echo system with factories, shops , parks everything any normal person would have in their town. Over the past few months, several murders have occurred, all done by 'him'. The masked murderer. SMG3, a butler working at the mansion owned by the mayor of this town has had enough and wants to end this case. But he doesn't just figure out who's behind the mask, but what the company has been doing behind his back... This is will have blood in this, if it isn't obvious hehe

SMG4 goes down yet another rabbit hole of perfection, but this time... he won't let ANYONE stop him (maybe) . . . This is co-written by my wonderful friend, @Dibthingwannabe :D !! (Cover art made by me.)

What if SMG3 woke up in a nightclub with a simple bartending job. The only thing on his mind being a way to get out. However as he soon discovers, it won't be that easy.