You are a newly hired to work in the White House kitchen and one day, you finally get the chance to meet the man you have been crushing on, Joe Biden. Once you meet him, things take an exciting and unexpected turn. Note: In this story Biden is already president. Also this is my first story so it's obviously going to suck and I'm sorry. I just had to write it for any Daddy Joe lovers out there. Warning: There will be eventual smut. I basically wrote this because I'm a hoe for Joe.

Ur momma gay and ur daddy lesbian

last story deleted at 200,000 reads. re upload. EXPLICIT XXX RATED R MATERIAL.

🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll see you there. Also please don't forget to vote and comment for reach love you!!!

**NSFW** Read responsibly!! This is SATIRE and meant for an 18+ audience. Keep this in mind when reading please! I do not genuinely condone what may be written or support the ships written about, again this is all meant as satire.

Kurtis gets a surprise call from Obama, and a new job! He immediately calls Danny Gonzalez, his most trusted friend. When they arrive at the Obama house, Kurtis realizes this job is not what he expected, and Danny gets a special job of his own. Read to find out the fate of our two beloved commentary Youtubers. *UPDATE: KURTIS READ THE FAN FICTION!*

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This shouldn't have taken as much time as it did🔫🤗

Welcome back to another one of my cursed fanfics. My friends helped me decide who to Pair together so here's daddy pig and Kaminari Please leave me suggestions on who to do next 😭