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35 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of McDonalds by iiShadowsOfDarkness
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Title says it all. Enjoy!
hAmIlToN sHiT :] by YeetusMcBleetus
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[DISCONTINUED] Just a bunch of Hamilton stuff. So images and random fics [dat I write] about Hamilton cuz they're all gay as hell Highest rankings: #61 in washington (out of 3.3k) #59 in jamilton (out of 1.6k)
Shrek x toothpaste! The sequel Lost In space!! by OliverSortaExists
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Shrek and toothpaste decided to get married but when they accidentally get into a rocket ship and are on Mars they are lost rip
Shrek x toothpaste by OliverSortaExists
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Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️
Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story) by not_too_filthy
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The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
Every DNF book ever by agap1m0u
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No hate <3
Fixing brocken dracko  by idhdksndidn
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Mcaighleigh Snifflecock is a transfer to hogwarts school for wizardry and witchness. She is so timid and week and feels so alone on her first day, and it gets worse when a tasty,delicious man called dracko Malfoy comes into her life. THIS IS A JOKE
Donald Trump x Joe Biden - enemies to lovers - slow burn by AveryStewart5
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r U lOsT bAbY gOrL by AveryStewart5
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-That weird Italian dude from 365 days
Donald trump x reader  by AveryStewart5
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It all started when you got a job at trump hotels. There he was, looking around and being full of himself. Donald trump. You two lock eyes, and that's how it all started.