Nico di Angelo gets adopted by Bruce Wayne after Batman witnesses him stalking around a cemetery in Gotham in the middle of the night. He doesn't want to move in with Bruce, but seeing as he can't supply any proof of his parents or even his own birth records, he doesn't have a good reason to say no. It's Bruce Wayne or the foster system so Nico decides to take his chances with the billionaire. What he didn't anticipate is that he isn't Bruce's only child, or that the man is more than meets the eye. Nico gets dragged into the Batfam and has to learn their secret while trying to hide the mythological world from the greatest family of detectives in the world. No Nico ships. It would get in the way of the plot. I will try to keep at least somewhat accurate with the rest of the books. Everything belongs to Rick Riordan or DCU. (After pjo and before hoo) Please comment, vote, and tell me what you think! This book is currently being edited but I will still be updating. Updates are (really) slow.

This is just some of my favorite memes about Camp Half-Blood and everything else. [COMPLETED]

It's been 5 years since the daughter of Poseidon ran away from camp half blood. It's been 3 since she's been declared an official villain and only 5 months since she's been living in her new apartment. Percy tried her best to keep to herself, truly it was a good effort, but all good things must come to an end as she meets her new neighbor, Wally West. Or maybe, the truly good things were just beginning. Imma be honest, I suck at writing descriptions but please just check out the story and see if you like it. It may just be to your liking. :) -Percy fell into Tartarus alone Au -Villain Percy Au -Wally x Fem!Percy Au Occasional swearing (I'll put warnings per chapter)

Book of Riordanverse jokes and memes. (I wrote this years ago, so I'm sorry it's not very funny lmao I was like 10) I keep this book around because people seem to enjoy it and hey, it has a good handful of reads. Cover art by @spacialrift on Instagram I don't own the characters and I don't own the jokes. Many of them come from other demigod joke books and from the internet.