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After the mysterious murder of her family on Tatooine, Serena Tennet finds herself in the care of Din Djarin ( The Mandalorian). Together, they go off on a search for the last remnants of holders of the Dark Side. For Din, it's revenge for days past. For Serena, it's a last chance of finding out who she really is.

I was born a slave. I'm used to being traded and sold. The universe seems to be on my side because I'm unnaturally lucky. That's how I became the Mandalorian's slave and how I left Jakku.