Vampires. Wendigos. Skinwalkers. Estries. Thunderbirds. Giant spiders. Swampmen. And ... incels. So begins the LEAST sexy vampire story on this site. Better yet, it's terribly Canadian. Looking back, I could have called it 'Escaping Depression through Exercise and Discrete Cannibalism'. *** After a long stretch of 'serious', overwrought science fiction juggling with school and work, I decided to cool off with some goofy modern fantasy shorts. That's right: vampire fiction. Me being me, the thing grew into a bigger, stranger, darker story than intended, which I will present here. This CVU (Canadian Vampire Universe) has and needs no 'real' title. CVU will be kept permanently free. CVU1 is a 1st-person-story of a young man suddenly turned into a monster in modern Quebec, encountering a fantasy realm that exists parallel to our world. CVU2 and CVU3 are third-person novels documenting the messy aftermath 5 and 8 years later.

Vampires of legend couldn't possibly exist in our world. They would have had to adapt and had to do it quickly in order to blend in and to survive. There are a lot of myths that are plain silly and I get to poke fun at them with a close examination of why and how they're so impractical. Face it, certain aspects of the vampire legend don't hold up to close observation and logic. We're going to take a look at love, life, dating and whatever else comes into my mind. I love vampires, but there are just a few things that annoy me about the way they are characterized... it's just so impractical. Especially the sleeping in coffins thing... For a more in-depth look at how the legends of the vampire could change in modern times, read my novel HOW NOT TO VAMPIRE, which is the story form of this kind of examination. Here I get to just list the facts and rant a little... but just a little.

When you're a vampire, death is something that happens to other people. Now the only thing Bob wants is to get revenge on Sebastien, the lustrous-haired, girlfriend-stealing, drug-dealing sonofabitch who murdered him. Bob continues to break the vampires laws, but this time he's got an ally in the enigmatic Countess Vera as he seeks murderous revenge on newly turned vampire Sebastien. Revenge may have to wait as he tries to convince the deadly vampire Beatrice to train him. Nobody ever mentioned that vampires have to hold down a day job. NEW CHAPTERS WEEKLY on FRIDAYS! (25 in total) (50,000-75,000 words)

The world is a dangerous place, even more so with all the monsters roaming around. feeling safe is a precious commodity in this place, So how do you stay alive when the world itself is throwing curveballs your way, keep reading and find out. (Credits to Artbreeder for the art of the monsters, I cant draw for shit.)

"Where is my mother? What have you done with her?" "I haven't done anything with her, she is of little consequence to me. She is just the bait, " he said with a smile. "The bait for what?" "The bait for you. Your father wishes for you to come home." "My - what? I don't have a father." "I am afraid you do have a father, and I would very much like to help you kill him." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When she lost her first tooth, Brenna never expected a fully grown sarcastic, invisible adult to climb through her window and try to trade it for a kitten. Or for her mother to move them across country when she found out. But fifteen years later he crawls back into her life and drags her into a world of adventure, darkness and blood on a quest to rescue her stolen mother, and kill the mad King of the Underworld.

(This story will be free on October 4th!) Determined to protect her family from a government set on exterminating them, Willow flees the city into a chemical swamp full of mutated wildlife. Season 1 of Toxic Nature ****** The world has changed, and so has Willow. A government formed by good intentions and a dying planet is killing everyone. The criteria needed to stay alive gets more stringent every day, and Willow barters her soul to keep the ones she loves safe. But when two children are sentenced to die, she risks it all to save them. Willow and her family make the deadly decision to run to the one place the officials won't follow. The bayou. Deemed uninhabitable after the dumping of mysterious, neon-green chemicals, Willow has no idea if they're running toward salvation or a slow, painful death. But just like the rest of the world, the swamp has changed. When fish have fangs, alligators talk, and a wild man named Croc maneuvers like a beast, Willow will learn what it truly means to be human. Toxic Nature Book 1 This story is now available on YONDER, your next-generation reading app from the Wattpad family. Join me on YONDER today! Find it now in your app store. Wattpad Featured Editor's Picks! Highest Ranking #1 in Paranormal. #9 in Romance. #2 in Dystopian.

This book is now TOTALLY FREE! Everyone knows mermaids and vampires can't date. But when a mermaid ends up at a boarding school with a smoking hot vampire for a roommate, will love take a bite? ***** Just before her senior year of high school, mermaid Waverly Fishwater learns she's being transferred to a cross-cultural boarding school for supernaturals. But reckless gods, single-minded werewolves, and virtuous fairies are the least of her troubles! West Marin Heights has vampires, and mermaid blood is their favorite snack. So Waverly has to learn who to trust, and fast -- especially since one of her new roommates is a vampire who's way too hot for her to handle! But just when she's starting to fit in, she discovers a dark plot that could destroy the school and the oceans beyond. If Waverly is to expose the evil scheme and get back to her normal teenage problems--overprotective parents, math homework-avoidance, and maybe, just maybe, getting a boyfriend--she's going to have to accept the help of a ragtag group of classmates. Will her plans be a supernatural catastrophe, or can Waverly rally this eccentric band of heroes to save the day? [[Word Count: 90,000-100,000 words]] Cover designed by Natasha Shaikh Three chapters updated every Wednesday and Saturday starting April 6th!

"I wanna kill you.." He whispered huskily. "I dare you" I said. Seventeen year old Sonee rave win's a contest to go stay at Dracula's castle for two week's and everything is fine at first.. before two people have gone missing or at least that's what their telling us... but soon after sonee goes looking around in a secret passage way and stumble's into a secret room? and meet's a sexy pale guy with a cute Romanian accent and he demand's that she come's to see her every night at the stroke of midnight or he'll kill her and her missing friend's will they fall in love or will this be a murder that no mortal can solve? Werewolves in Paris (Side story) Johnny is absolutely miserable after his girlfriend of two years dumps him and ends up attacking a guard at a vampires castle, so he’s thrown into prison for murder and that’s when he meets the mystifying Bliss Morgale. White hair that flows softly down to her lower back, White eyes that glow like the moon, White snake tattoos, and don’t forget her flawless pale skin that’s as white as her… well everything! She and Johnny escape the prison together and run off to Paris where Bliss show’s Johnny where she loves to be herself, And Johnny soon feels himself falling in love in the most romantic place in the world.

Being overtaken by vampires and turned into slaves was life-changing, but for Ellanore, being sold to Raphael Petrovic was definitely life-changing. She's use to moving from home to home, but moving into a house with two brothers who both seem to take interest in her was the highest point on the scale of weird. Did I forget to mention that they're vampires, excluding Ellanore. . . Well they are and being stuck between two strong, determined vampires is not how Ellanore expected her stay at the Petrovic's to be, and she definitely didn't expect to fall for one. Having her mind over powered with the thought of leaving and staying Ellanore tries to figure out what she wants without causing any problems. But if you throw in some drama, lies, and delusional girls then someone's bound to get hurt in the end.

[COMPLETED]✔ The Blood Magic Series |Book 8| 2017 Fiction Award Winner for Best Series ⁃⁃⁃❖⁃⁃⁃ Eris paid the ultimate price. Her unconditional love for Maverick set in motion her death and the reunion of Maverick and his family. Maverick's actions, the brutal murder of the Luna Willow followed by the death of Alpha Declan of the Nightshade Pack, put a target on his back. These actions did not go unnoticed by the apparent Alpha King, wanting the death of Maverick as payment. King Lucca of the vampires, refused to kill his son, the hate he once harbored toward him had diminished the moment Zak connected to Lucca's coven. With this refusal, the werewolves have declared war on the vampires, hunters choosing their sides while humans hid in fear once again. With Eris' death, Maverick used every ounce of his control to look toward the future with optimism. The demonologist coven leader, Rook has stated he can bring Eris back. The only way this is possible was for the fact Eris had given a fragment of her soul to Maverick, binding them together...forever. With hope in his sights, the price of this dark magic is Eris' mortality along with death having claimed her memories. Will she trust in Maverick? Will she grow to understand him once again? Or will she run in fear, as to how could a pureblood vampire ever be able to live a life with a human as his bite carries a death sentence in itself to the vast majority of humans? ⁃⁃⁃❖⁃⁃⁃ Highest Ranking #10 in Vampire Published on Amazon under K. A. Young and Laisha C. Gardner Ebook: $2.99 Paperback: $15.00 Patreon Downloadable PDF - Pack Tracker Tier: $5.00