baby be the class clown, i'll be the beauty queen in tears

Because nothing intoxicates her more than he does.

dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

in which the popular kid in school makes a bet to make the nerd fall in-love with him with-in a month. [lower case intended]

"You didn't get the part because you aren't any good," the whisper comes from behind the black curtain. Calum's head whips up from where he's seated and he looks to see those same piercing green eyes from before. "Wh-What?" She gulps and steps forward, "You're good, you're just all wrong."

"Kids, I'm going to tell you a story. The story of How I Met Your Mother." Rankings: Humour: #915 [29.4.2014] - #488 [30.4.2014] - #402 [1.5.2014] - #288 [11.5.2014] - #283 [13.6.2014] FanFiction: #726 [30.4.2014] - #583 [1.5.2014] - #355 [11.5.2014] - #330 [13.6.2014] Cover by: @-mmxii

in which two youtubers are pictured together without even knowing each other.

I could tell you how we broke apart but I'd rather tell you how we fell in love.

in which a girl and a boy exchange pick-up lines and cans of arizona at the corner store down the street. © -moonlits 2014

in which a boy and a girl meet in the hospital, where they feel farthest from home. but they soon find home in each other.