I've never written fanfiction in my life. I'm doing this as a throwaway joke👋

THIS IS PURELY SELF INDULGENT BECAUSE I AM SAD,GAY AND HAVE DIALTOWN BRAINROT ALSO HUMAN HEADS BECAUSE IM A HUGE COWARD

Randy Jade is stuck in his dumpster during one of the coldest nights he had the misfortune of experiencing, only to be found by Oliver, who couldn't leave him alone like this. ((I PROPERLY SECTIONED EVERYTHING SO COMMENTS ACTUALLY FUNCTION PROPERLY!! IT ONLY TOOK ME 3 DAYS TO FIGURE OUT))

Phone go brr R-A-N-D-A-L Cover made by my amazing best friend owo nya XD

「The Misadventures Of Phonegingi and Randy Jade」

I love Dialtown, plus I was bored asf with my other stories. This may,, include some of my Dialtown ocs x reader,, (MAY-) If you don't wanna date any phones, typewriters, ect, GET OUTTA HERE!! I don't own Dialtown or any of it's characters. Btw, the reader is Gender Neutral :sparkles:. Unless you request a oneshot with a [gender] reader. AND I MADE THE LITTLE SKETCHES IN THE CHAPS!! :D

I just want to write oleander fanfiction (randy x oliver) because I'm a sad, lonely gay man. Anyways, enjoy :)

i got inspired by @noxnet to make this, give them some support, they're cool :D [COVER IS NOT MINE, IF YOU KNOW WHO MADE IT, PLEASE TELL ME SO I CAN GIVE PROPER CREDIT. I DO NOT CARE WHERE.] this shit'll contain: smut (hah sex) probably mediocre writing slow chapter releases (sorryy </3) the occasional angst maybe idk me being tired out of my fuckin mind metric shitloads of swearing apart from the 'barely any capital letters' thing, somehow decent grammar. uhhh idfk man you read this on your own accord idgaf 💀

hi this is my first story im going to be trying to have some variety in who i write about but knowing me most of these will be about randy and oliver qwq reqs open !! leave as comments or message me

i might update this