They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

⚠️WARNING: CUSSING AND SEXUAL CONTENT⚠️ "Do you ever wonder how they came up with these street names?" "What do you mean?" "Like our street, it's called My Way, but why?" "Maybe it's a sign for the future." Not everyone was born with quirks and if they are, it's usually only one. Jace, Doka's adopted brother, and her were both born with two quirks that came from their parents. Doka thrives off of her mother's perk, as if to keeping it from dying out. Her father isn't the best role model and she no longer has a mother to rely on, but a certain purple fluff catches her attention after she moves to be apart of the biggest hero academy. But that won't stop her from dragging him through the mud and trying to get on his nerves. Sometimes love flourishes at the wrong times and not with the person you'd expect it to be with. Sometimes your best friend can't contain himself and sometimes your worst enemy steals your heart at the same time. ((I don't own bnha/mha, it belongs to the rightful owner. Cover is credited to the creator except for the edits I did to it, the only characters I own are Jace and Doka))