Hope you enjoy these south park one shots!

*Kyle x Cartman fic* When Cartman gets the role of the dashing Romeo for the next South Park play, no one is willing to play the part of the fair maiden Juliet. So who has to fill in the role? Just a certain unhappy Jew.

After Kyle's parents divorce after years of fighting, he feels alone. His family is separated, his best friend is an hour away, he only gets to see his brother every two weeks, and he's straight up scared. It's up to only one person to keep him company until he's happy again. Warnings: Alcohol, drugs, smoking, gayness overload, self harm, everyone's 16

kyman~ they are in high school. kyle and Stan are 16 and cartman and Kenny are 17. After Cartman falls and hurts his leg kyle helps him.. cartmans book, that holds all his personal information, is found and his friends must stop the other kids from reading to everyone. ~~~SURPRISE AT END~~~ enjoy :D