Damn Batsy, can't you go a second without touching me?" || Things take an unexpected but rather interesting turn when the crown prince of crime is turned into his young adult self|| It's hard enough for Batman to protect Gotham when the mob is run by a psychotic clown, but turn that same clown into a lethargic, moody, indecisive, and kinda cute adolescent and you've got A whole other problem. THIS IS NOT MINE I'm trying to look for the author name I did this a long time ago so I forgot if you know please tell me PLEASE Someone told me that this is the author @How_strange_

Written from Robin Napier, daughter of joker's point of view, she has to face the dangers of a criminal father, the darkness of Schizophrenia, kindly passed down from the Clown Prince of Crime himself, and the stress of teenage life. Some swearing. Humour, murder and BOKER ^~^ [but not at the beginning ;-;]

Full of memes

After the last scheme of the Clown Prince Of Crime. Gotham city is free of crime once again. Well for now. We all know how it goes the Joker breaks out and then the mysterious dark bat comes along and they play their chasing game. However, one dark night something changes as Joker realises his Batsy hasn't come to play their game. Furious he wants to know why and nobody is going to stop him.

Bruce knows that Jack used to be the Joker, Jack has no memory of it. Not wanting the Joker to resurface again, Bruce starts spending more time with Jack to prevent it. Jack is slowing losing his mind day by day with hallucinations of the Joker. Can either of them prevent what seems to be inevitable? *Batman #48 based

Bruce is doing just fine until suddenly his interest in Clark Kent becomes more than professional. *character copyright with DC*

Joker can't stand how Batman treats him anymore. He works his butt off for the other's attention, only to be tossed aside. So, he seeks the attention of a new hero, who, for once, returns his feelings. When Joker finally finds happiness, it's now Batman's turned to be left in the dirt. Batman doesn't take rejection as well as Joker, though.

Through all of his caped crusading years, Bruce has never been asked to go on a date (in exchange for hostages in the Joker's clutches, that is) Or: I saw a blurry picture of Batman and Joker maybe dancing the waltz and my brain wouldn't let me sleep until I wrote it. The more up-to-date plot will be on Archive of our Own (where I publish it first, so if I miss a chapter here then you can head over and catch up, it's the same title wink included and the same username, coz its me)

About Batman and the villians going through life! Mostly One shots (Slow updates very much a parody) ---------------------- Pairings include: Riddler X Penguin Harley X Poison Ivy Two-face X Rachel BatmanXJoker ---------------------- Disclaimer: All credit goes to DC and their creators! The only thing I own are the stories/plots