Well...this is the weirdest thing I've ever done. DISCLAIMER: SATIRE. THIS IS SATIRE. DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. ALSO LIGHTNING MCQUEEN AND THE CARS FILM ARE TRADEMARKS OF PIXAR, I DON'T OWN THEM OR ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH THEM. Now that that's out of the way, this "fanfiction" follows the story of the reader, a lonely, quiet car who wants nothing more than for Lightning McQueen to "Ka-Chow!" his way into their heart. Will they live the fantasy of their dreams, or will their mechanical heart be crushed forever? Critics are calling it "The Next Twilight" (not really) and "The Greatest Love Story Since Pride and Prejudice" (no no no). Read Lightning McQueen X Reader, and be amazed at the great romance between Lightning...and yourself.

George and Harold have been best friends for a long time but they have strong feelings for each other. Harold started having a crush on George but he's afraid to tell him because he's worried that he will ruin their friendship. This story will have different parts on how they love each other more than friends, I hope y'all like it!

Christmas is coming up and everyone is getting ready to celebrate the holidays. Harold has a huge crush on George, and he kept that secret to himself for a long time. George decided to have a Christmas party at his house, and starts inviting his friends over. Harold was thinking about not going to the party, due to his crush on him, but he didn't want to hurt George's feelings, so he decided to go. Will Harold confess his feelings to George? Read to find out.

I'm so sorry. The title says it all.

sad

I'm so sorry for this

Gru and the minions have been working together for many years now, but only now has any sort of feeling started to spark up. after an intense gaming session of (french) minion rush, Gru found more than just any old enjoyment from the funny minion videogame, but he also found the key to his heart, he found love.

George has a bit of a crush on harold they've been friends for years but george had a crush on harold since 2nd grade (they're 4th graders)

It was just a normal day for the residents of Bikini Bottom. Little did they know that things would turn lethal upon the arrival of a mysterious Russian figure. (trigger warning: there is no warning you sensitive bitches)

GRU AND VECTOR LIKE PP