I didn't want these in my other oneshot book since they're not (all) x reader
Viewer discretion is advised.
Rated Y for whY tf would you read this
WE ARE NUMBER ONE (in the hashtag # kachow and # philswift !)
y/n is sold to phoebe bridgers so her mom can buy jake gyllenhaal merch :(( will she win a pissing contest? will she max out her credit card using a payphone in japan? read to find out😦