If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction

Just a bunch of jokes and random funny stuff i found over the years. Enjoy ^.^

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

"When I make 1000 paper cranes, I get a wish. 950 to go"

Cassidy Jackson är ett underbarn. Hon var smartare än alla sina lärare redan som tioåring, och som sextonnåring blir hon kallad den nya Einstein. När Cassidy går ut universitetet med toppbetyg, behöver de skicka henne någonstans där hon faktiskt kan få utvecklas. Winston Academy är en pojkskola för genier. Det är bara de allra smartaste människorna i världen som får chansen att bli antagna som lärare, och eleverna är ändå nästan på samma nivå. När Winston börjar tar in flickor för första gången förändras pojkarnas tillvaro. Speciellt för skolans kung James och golden boy Alastair.

Welcome to the Wattpad Block Party - Winter Edition II! Round three of this popular event is coming your way February 2016 and it's shaping up to be the biggest event yet! The invites have started to roll out and everyone from your all time favorite Wattpad Super Stars, to New York Times and USA TODAY Bestselling Authors, to talented up and coming writers are joining us! Check out the first chapter for a more detailed description and keep an eye out on the Line Up chapter to see who is going to be featured for the Wattpad Block Party - Winter Edition II! Curious how this event will run? Here's the link to the last two Wattpad Block Parties: https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/39411900-wattpad-block-party-summer-edition-http://www.wattpad.com/myworks/29576361-the-wattpad-block-party Make sure you add this story to your library, vote and leave comments on your favorite author's posts, and follow me (@KellyAnneBlount) for all Wattpad Block Party updates! ------- A big thank you to @SparKling_DeWs for creating the cover for the Wattpad Block Party - Winter Edition II!

Välkommen till min Harry Potter sanning eller konsekvens bok! Den handlar helt enkelt om Harry Potter figurerna så om ni vill tortera figurerna så kommentera då frågor, jag försöker att få med alla sanningar och konkor men det är svårt, men jag försöker i alla fall. Kommenter, kommentera, kommentera och rösta gärna om ni tyckte kapitlerna är bra! Så nu när du har läst den här ganska dåliga inledningen hoppas jag att ni vill läsa den riktiga berättelsen som enligt mig faktiskt är lite bättre! Lots of Love -A --------------------------------------------- De flesta figurerna är inte mina utan är helt och hållet den fantastiska J.K Rowlings fantastiska verk men några är mina så glöm inte det.