The ORIGINAL list of Reasons to Stay Single. Also includes reasons to NEVER reproduce with males, reasons to not care about the male loneliness epidemic, reasons to let the XYs go extinct, reasons to not care about male's mental health, and reasons you're better off staying the FUCK away from the male species. TW: Some stories contain mentions of SA, death, abuse, and child loss

Four years after the events of season six, Piper and Alex are finally together again.

All it takes is a shower to start fresh