Patee is a typical office girl with a simple life. Until.. She rented a boyfriend in a strange online app. Her whole world turns upside down and flips all over again! [COMPLETED]

Usually, a couple gets engaged as they fell in love and bounds to be together for the rest of their lives. The guy goes down to his knees and asks permission from his girl, of course the girl says yes. But what if they met accidentally, not knowing that they're engaged to be married? Let's see how Rohann and Louise deal with this fiasco they never knew would happen.

Kahit anong pagpipigil mo na hindi ma in love ay wala kang magagawa, dahil pag ikaw ay tinamaan na puso na lang ang gagana. Ito ang Love Triangle ng babae na ayaw magpaligaw, isang lalake na nagpupumilit manligaw at isa pang lalake na na KISSzoned (hinalikan sabay tinakasan, tapos iniwasan.) Their crazy but lovely encounters will prove that love is a matter of choice.

Once upon a time there's a prince charming who loves me so much, but one day, he turned into a beast, a monster that I never thought. I guarantee you a Tear-jerker story. Toxic Love © Mxrxel 2016

Meet Nate Reyes the University's Campus' Prince, matalino, pogi, mayaman, mabait, varsity ng basketball, at SLOW pagdating sa love. Paano kaya niya makukuha ang attention ng babaeng mahal niya, kung sa tingin niya ay nauunahan na siya dahil maraming nagkakandarapa doon?

"Now suddenly, everything has changed." -Musika Mashima A SECOND book of "Pag Ako Pumayat, 'Hu U?' Ka Sakin! (c)2016

HIGHEST RANK: Number 1 in Romance -- Ang tanging gusto lang naman ni Amber ay katahimikan sa pag idlip, at sa rooftop niya magagawa yun. Pero ang di niya inaasahan nang makita dun ang well known playboy na si Damon na umiidlip din. At mas di niya inaasahan ang mga susunod na mangyayari. Let's see kung anong manyayari. --- ( UNEDITED po to.)

Having very loving and caring brothers isn't bad at all. "They say" . But yet something is just quite unexplainable when it comes to my life. Yun bang inakala mo na madali lang magkaroon ng mga kapatid na mas matanda sayo dahil may mag aalaga at magmamahal sayo, pero weird pala minsan sa isang girl na only child lang tapos nagka stepbrothers. Highest rank #2 in Romance #1 in Twist ミス・ブラック・ブルー

Si girl ay isang simpleng babae lamang. Masiyahin, matalino, mabait, palakaibigan at higit sa lahat may pagka-isip bata ito. Almost perfect na sana eh kaya lang immature kung mag-isip pero huwag niyo siyang mamaliitin. Dahil once na mambara na siya. Naku! Umiwas o kaya magtago ka na dahil hinding-hindi ka niya uurungan. Si boy ay isang mayaman na lalaki pero hindi ito ang pinapangarap mong Prince Charming. Ito ay ubod ng sungit, mayabang, isnabero, tahimik, matalino ngunit sobra-sobra sa pagiging gwapo. Hindi man siya katulad ng mga Prince Charming sa mga fairy tales pero maraming mga babae ang nahuhumaling sa kanya. Babala! Wag na wag mo siyang ibabadtrip dahil once na mawalan siya ng mood sayo. Ayus-ayusin mo na ang pananalita mo dahil baka mapahiya ka lang sa pamimilosopo niya. Parehas silang mga walang kwentang kausap. Parehas nilang pinapahiya ang mga tao. Ngunit magkaiba ang ugali nila. Ang isa ay immature kung mag-isip samantalang ang isa naman ay matured. Paano kung magkrus ang landas ng dalawa? Paano nila kakausapin ang isa't-isa? Paano kung si girl ay binara si boy samanatalang si boy ay pinilosopo si girl? Matatapos pa kaya ang bangayan nila kung pareho nilang binabara ang isa't-isa? Sino ang mananalo? Si Ms. Pambara ba o si Mr. Pilosopo? Pero bago 'yon, simulan muna natin ang kwento when Ms.Pambara meets Mr. Pilosopo ©JamieeeBlue/05-13-14 *PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME*

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)