!!Content warnings within each chapter!! I do not own any of the characters and this does not affect ANY of the lore it is all entirely fake!! The characters are from the game Dialtown created by DirectDoggo!! Based off of the song Kitchen Fork by Jack Conte

When Oliver finds out that his old friend Randy was living in a dumpster, he had to help. But since Randy wouldn't let him without payback, he decides to let Randy do him a solid and fake date him to make his ex from a recent relationship jealous. Will the two men succeed? Or will it evolve into something more?

as the title says! I will do ships and also requests! But I'm not the best at writing to be honest so dont expect the best writing- ALSO EXPECT ME TO BE PUTTING IN OCs BECAUSE IM SAD AND IN NEED OF COMFORT.

THIS IS PURELY SELF INDULGENT BECAUSE I AM SAD,GAY AND HAVE DIALTOWN BRAINROT ALSO HUMAN HEADS BECAUSE IM A HUGE COWARD

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i might update this

I just want to write oleander fanfiction (randy x oliver) because I'm a sad, lonely gay man. Anyways, enjoy :)