✅ "I learned a lesson today, and that's to never trust strangers." ♔ Eileen and her friend Jungkook are studying to be photographers. They hope to someday be professional enough to turn it into a career. While looking for a place to stay, they come across a friendly landlord. He offers them a place to stay in a spooky and quiet town. Though hearing the rumors about this abandoned ghost town, they took up the offer. They get to meet some of the underlying residents of this abandoned town. After spending weeks in this unsettling place, they realize something gut wrenching. This place isn't what they thought it was. Eileen was murdered on October 31st at 4 am. Who did it? -horror/mystery ( I wrote this book a while back, so it's pretty shitty lmao)

✅ "If you make love to her, she's yours." • Prequel to Holiday Affair, book 2 •

✅ "Any last words before the race starts?" "vroom vroom bitch."

✅ "Oui, enfoiré..." "What did she say?" "She called you a fucktard."

✅ "Do you know how many times I've mentally stripped you?" 𝟖𝟎'𝐒 Highest ranks : #1 Jimin #1 bangtan #3 bts #4 fanfiction #1 pjm #2 Jungkook #2 kpop

✅ "Admit it Jungkook, she'd rather sleep with me." Jimin Vs Jungkook

𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 "You're only famous because of my ass." ♔ ʀᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ sʜᴏᴡ ♔ Crack fic

An assortment of the most cringe and cliché plots and storylines, with a side of bts. Disclaimer: The entirety of this book is ALL satire. I do not actually write this badly lol.

"Hades. You've created a monster that you can no longer control."

✅ "We always long for the forbidden things." 𝐝𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐥 ↯ ⚔︎ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴄᴏᴍʙɪɴᴇᴅ ⚔︎ ↯ ➵ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ 3/31/18 ➵ ᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ 1/31/19