naww OH YEAH tw for the chapters,, all of them ( we back ) #2 of Bruh as of October 1st 2022, 5:57 PM ( tysm ) OH MY GOD!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!! #1 IN BRUH AS OF OCTOBER 5TH 2022, 3:03 PM Finished due to lack of motivation #2 of cringe as of december 27nd 2022, 11:46 pm

WARNING: This story is satire... Connie West is an 18 year old girl that goes to high school just like most kids, except she's different. She never thought she fit in or ever had a chance until she gets in a love triangle with the two hottest guys at Eastbrook High. Who will she pick?! (Completed)

"Okay, so I'm the type of girl that's spent most of her adolescent, hormonal years reading steamy stories on some reading app. My favourite type of books? Hot Italian Mafia books. Don't ask me why, but there's something about a spaghetti speaking drug lord that's always been so hot to me. I grew up in Canada, a country that doesn't have that much linguini speakers. My goal: When I'm eighteen, I'm moving to America, finding myself a hot mafia guy in New York and making him kidnapp me, and that's exactly what I did." Malia is a crazy, smart ass, optimistic nineteen year old. She finally moves to America to pursue her medical student dreams. She has a decent job, but it's not enough to pay for her student loans and rent, so she does what any other human being would do- borrows money from one of the biggest mafia families in New York. When she's unable to pay off her debt, she finds herself in a situation that fourteen year old Malia would've killed to be in: she's on the Italian Mafia's radar. The D'Angelo family is dangerous, filthy rich and of course, Italian. Luca D'Angelo is a smug, cocky, arrogant, sexy mob boss- so basically Malia's dream guy. When she gets kidnapped by Luca in order to pay back her debt, it's a sick, twisted, steamy dream come true for Malia Nelson. It's every clichè, comical, cringy situation that's ever happened in any mafia book, all crammed into this pile of shit. How bad can it be? Includes: DADDY KINK BDSM A HOT PIECE OF LASAGNA BOYXBOY EVEN THO THEY ACT LIKE THEY AINT GAY BUT WE ALL KNOW ITS LIES TEACHERXSTUDENT TEACHERXCOWORKER TEACHERXCLASSPET THE TEACHER IS FUCKING EVERYONE A BOOK FILLED WITH YOUR DEEPEST DARKEST SEXIEST FANTASIES Disclaimer: This is a parody of every Mafia book written on wattpad. Enjoy!

"Perhaps... perhaps... love unfolded naturally out of a beautiful friendship, as a golden-hearted rose slipping from its green sheath." Y/n and the Weasley twins have been inseparable since they met on the Hogwarts Express on their very first school day. Y/n and George share a special bond, which evolves into something new. Their friendship grows tenuous and complicated, when George realizes he might not be the only one who has feelings for y/n. Storyline begins during the year of the Triwizard Tournament and follows the events of the fourth HP book, The Goblet of Fire, with alterations.

This is the love story of y/n and the big bad boy aka Jake 😦😈😎 (time doesn't exist in this story.) Coolest rankings: #1 in fight song (March 6th 2022) #1 in Satire (March 31 2022) #2 in Cliche (May 13 2022) #1 in Cringeworthy (February 9 2023)

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Woof, you're hot. Will ya be my mate?" *** If you were a friend of y/n, you would probably tell her that she reads way too much Wattpad. But y/n believes werewolves are real. And she believes that she is one too, because her howl... actually sounds like one. y/n's life is nearly perfect. At school, she gets to represent the werewolf community during Cultural week. People in the hallways bark a her - y/n loves whenever humans try to communicate with her. It shows that they are respective of her culture. At home, she gets to read as many werewolf stories on Wattpad as she wants, because her very controlling mother went missing two months ago, and Social Services doesn't give a f*ck about her. Nearly perfect. y/n doesn't have a mate yet. y/n decides to go on a search for the perfect mate, in the polite country of Canada, but a werewolf mate is not all she finds.

When the Teletubbies realize their world hides a secret, what will they do? Will they run? Or stand and fight for their beliefs? Will the Teletubbies find their shadowed past too horrific to handle? What happens when the teletubbies find out who they were before?

Love comes in all shapes and forms, but Kelly Young had no idea it'd come in the form of her most hated teacher, Mr. Todd. •A Student x Teacher Romance. #1- Teen Fiction (30/04/2021) #3- teenfiction (03/11/2021 #5- Romance (02/04/2021) #1- studentteacherromance (10/03/2020) #1- agegap (11/13/2020) #1- feelings (01/26/2021) #1- teacher (02/28/2021) #1- student (02/28/2021) #1- teenromance (04/13/2021) #2- forbidden (12/23/2020) #5- teen romance (12/23/2020) #55- love (27/02/2022) #41- love (8/4/2022) #52- love (8/4/2022) STARTED: October 2, 2020 ENDED: April 17, 2021

No.1 for #derrygirls = 30/5/2022 No.1 for #claredevlin = 30/5/2022 No.1 for #orlamccool = 3/6/2022 No.2 for #jamesmaguire = 30/5/2022 "Oh, I love my Rosie child You got the way to make me happy You and me we go in style" Rosie has a normal life with her sister, Orla and cousin Erin along with her best of friends, Michelle and Clare, little does she know her whole world will turn upside down when a wee English fella comes along into the girls' lifes