Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

I'm sorry

Mileven and byler has been enemies for who knows how long. Lumax, Jancy, Jopper, and Suzin has had enough. I ship both so don't take this as offense 💀

Byler x mileven 😻

If you're in love with Shrek this is the book for you;)

originally made this as a joke but tiktok forced me to publish it stream NEIGHBORHOOD by CALEB MCLAUGHLIN💜