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Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Okay, so I made this in like 2017 so obviously bad writing ahead. I'm in the process of rewriting some of the shit in here. Everything before the Updated parts are predominantly female readers with she/her pronouns. So yeah...I would go fix them but thats like 20+ chapters worth of shit and im just not in the mood for it. If you're still reading I pity you but feel free to read. PS - Yes i've seen the new DLC and no I doubt I'll write anything for them because they aren't rememberable to me :/ sorry.

Y/n has major anxiety and anger issues so it was very hard for them to find a job until one day your cousin Evelynn who had worked in Monty gator golf for three months Called with a new job position.

{FINISHED} On your 14th birthday you're bored out of your mind and decide to visit the Freddy's Pizzaplex in town since you never go to visit it. Sun and Moon were your favourite, you've seen them everywhere and even though some people considered them creepy you loved them for no reason. -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~- Y/N is gender neutral, I'm trying to make this as inclusive as possible so everyone will be able to read this story, please point out if I gender them out of mistake. [ Cover not mine ]

- This is a small oneshot book, and I'm currently back onto Billie bust-up and I saw someone did another book on this and let me remind you that there's not a lot of stories for Billie bust-up and I wanted to make one to enjoy the craze that is... Billie Bust-up! -I'll discuss what I can do! (anything that isn't on there I can't do) What I CAN do: x Oneshots x Headcannons x Fluff x Lgbtqa+ welcome to request! Please consider that I will actually follow cannon pronouns and sexualities to the characters and all of them will be featured on the request page/introduction! So please show respect, this is my first book that I'm making myself so please feel free to send requests in the Request page. Also there might be some Grammer issues so I'm sorry.

════════════════╗ You live in a small town called (Town name). It isn't much, but it's still home. Although living in a small town, rumors spread like wildfire. Residents believe there's some kind of monster lurking in the dirty waters of the sewer. They say that every faint night music plays deep within those gutters; people even spot a hand emerging from the tunnels and such. Honestly, it just sounds like some sick joke to scare away kids, but it only made them curious. A few months pass, and kids begin to go missing around the area. (mostly teenagers) So being the curious one out of all your family, you decide on exploring and finding out what's truly happening. Hopefully, something doesn't pop out at you when you least expect it. ╚══════════════ I'm going to get so much hate for this I don't even care anymore. Just wanted to do this for fun since I have nothing else better to do. Plus, don't take this book seriously; I'm doing this as a joke. (I feel like a creep for writing this, but what's done is done... VERY SLOW UPDATES!! I have school shit to do, and half the chapters will be short- OR LONG idk-- CHARACTERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME!! ANyways, enjoy weird spider simps! You bring me misery and somewhat happiness C': ) |WARNING!! This book contains strong language and somewhat yandere vibes| OH, and I will be using they/them pronouns for the reader! Story made by me and my friend lars

Ay You know what it is smut, fluff, loaf, all that gud stuff and it all of the characters and you E n j o y {{REQUEST CLOSED FOR GOOD}} ALL SALLY FACE CHARACTERS BELONG TO PORTABLEMOOSE/STEVE GABRY

«complete» » The one where you, a famous writer, sneak into your neighbour's house looking for writing material only to find Illumi torturing his target, your creepy neighbour. (not fully edited - edited up to chapter VII) WARNINGS: Explicit Content, Toxic Relationships, Mentions, and Acts of Rape, Canon Typical Violence

Wilson has been in Don't Strave for years. His life is chaotic and tasteless till he stumbles upon something very special; A girl. From this point on, Wilson decides to write about his struggles in a small journal. The scientist keeps it in a place where nobody will ever find it. We wouldn't want "her" to find it now do we....Enjoy!