In the story Jennifer breaks up with Laughability, Really Sad Story

paster loves salt but salt man loves someone else what the fuck (note this is a fanfiction about their little avatars so u cant sue me)

After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

"I'm gonna stick my dick in the vending machine" - SaltyDKdan, on his fortnite stream that's happening as this fic is being amde im sorry