This is a book full of sarcastic, witty comebacks you can use when you're sick and tired of people, which is basically me every single day. This book is purely for your benefit, so feel free to use these comebacks for your own books or just to have a laugh at them. Yes, I am fully aware that all of these are cringey. Disclaimer 1: I do NOT take credit for coming up with these. I've only tweaked some to my liking. Disclaimer 2: This book contains mature language at times. Disclaimer 3: I don't mean to offend anyone by the things written in here so, sorry in advance? Hope you enjoy them.

Irene Volkov. Or should I say Caprio? Irene is a women of many skills. Knifes, Language, Guns, but most of all surviving. After 14 years of being wounded by her mother's words and the wrong end of Dimitri Volkovs violence, Irene is finally free... maybe. The relief of her 'parents' death is soon cut short after finding out she has 6 brothers willing to take her into their custody. TRIGGER WARNING/////// this story contains the following - abuse(physical and emotional/verbal) -drugs/ drug addiction -torture -self harm -sexual assault -pretty vulgar language lol -guns/knives/fighting please be safe guys ily also disclaimer - i have no idea how like actual mafia shit works and this is wattpad so go easy on me DISCONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!