Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

*Currently Being Updated* Viktor is Experiment 934, the most dangerous weapon known to man. Blood-thirsty, Viktor sets out to slay more victims, until he is founded by Kenny, an orphan who didn't hesitate to take him in. Kenny soon finds himself in love with the creature, but what would happen if Viktor soon becomes hungry, and decides to kill the only person who he truly loves. Book 2 is currently out now.