The crazy, stupid story of how I ended up driving my ex-boyfriend 3,000 miles to deliver him to the door step of his current girlfriend and all the adventures and little moments in between. 2014 © punkrockirwun **ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY**

all she needed to do was complete the 8 steps that were scribbled onto the piece of notebook paper. how hard could it be?

The Boyfriend App - Get your own personal boyfriend! Free, just press download, and install the App! Disclaimer: Cannot be deleted, so download at your own risk! [ © jay illon, 2014 ] cover by @michaelclifford

There were so many red flags and Indigo missed them all. MYSTERY/THRILLER SHORT STORY © 2014 by wreckedkids All rights reserved.

➳ [a.i.] // he's dangerous, she just doesn't know it.

"You're so goddamn blind Rachel! You're just another girl to him, and that's all you'll ever be."

"Hello, this is the rejection hotline. The person who gave you this number just isn't that interested, so move on. If you feel like ranting to someone, press one to speak to a live representative. But otherwise, get a grip, they were out of your league."

❝choose your last words, this is the last time 'cos you and i, we were born to die.❞

In which a boy with a bad habit of getting himself drunk learns that sex isn't everything.

❝i didn't eat for 3 days so i could be lovely.❞