on hold Rest in peace Technoblade (1999-2022) TommyInnit is known for being in a "family" with his fellow friends and influencers Wilbur Soot, Philza Minecraft, and Technoblade called the "Sleepy Bois Inc". It was made as a lighthearted joke which evolved into the fans loving and obsessing over this idea of the four being related. However, little do they and Tommy's friends know, that this fake family is a little more real than everyone thought. or A story where TommyInnit and Technoblade are actually brothers, but keep it a secret from their fans and friends. The cover is by @Shmeckdoesstuff on Twitter !! I found this on Pinterest and thought is was so cute/perfect for this book!! Everyone should give them a follow and check out their fantastic art :)

This is a continuation of my first book, "If you don't stop, I'm gonna start stabbing sh!t."! So if you haven't read that book yet, you might not understand what's happening in this one- Here's the link to the first book!: https://www.wattpad.com/1183463598-if-you-don%27t-stop-i%27m-gonna-start-stabbing-sh-t-a If you are coming here from a link in the first book, however, then you're in the right place! :D Enjoy! :DD &$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$& The Bench Trio, TommyInnit, Tubbo_, and Ranboo live in District 17, one of the poorer districts on the outskirts of L'Manburg, a major city in the large country of Dream SMP. In District 17, crime isn't rare and is in fact very common. What will the Bench Trio do in response to this? &$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$& GO CHECK OUT @_KatPat_ 'S BOOK SHE MAKES AMAZING ARTTTTT- https://www.wattpad.com/story/305157011-my-art-dump Also, the cover of this book was made by them :D &$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$& OH!! AND ALSO BEFORE YOU LEAVE! You have heard it so many times before, so say it with me! Only a small percentage of people who read my stories are actually following me so if you enjoy this story, please consider following, it's free and you can always unfollow later. Thanks!!! ♥ (Psst. Also vote please too. Thanks!! 💜💜💜💜 now enjoy the story! :])

"Hello young child." His voice was smooth, almost airy. Tommy knew not to trust it though, nor did he trust the closed mouth smile or the calming aura. Everything about this man screamed 'Trust me!' and yet also 'I have no good intentions'. Tommy Innit, village orphan and thief somehow finds himself befriending the forest creatures he was raised to fear. It's not his fault they're kinder to him than everyone else! !!!!!!!!!!!NOTICE!!!!!!!!!!! I DO NOT OWN THIS STORY AT ALL!!! ALL CREIDS GO TO KingOfTheOranges ON Ao3!!! AGIAN THIS STORY IS NOT MINE!!! THANK YOU

The crowd was loud, the roaring drowning out any other sounds around. They were all cheering for a boy with a helmet. A boy with a helmet that was basking in it all. His arms stretched out wide, jumping up and down to rile the crowd up more. He quickly put his visor up, revealing sharp blue eyes but nothing else. Those eyes were scanning the crowd before him, slightly squinted into a smile. He stomped his foot, the crowd stomped theirs. He stomped his other foot, the crowd stomped theirs. He stomped in a rhythm, the crowd stomping in the same. A loud drumming to a beat that was like no others. A beat that was his. A beat that was for the boy called Cherry Bomb. -or- Tommy is a motorbike racer known the world as Cherry Bomb. He quickly gained popularity along with skill. All he wanted was something to be his, and he got it. Lets just hope his family won't take it away from him. !!!!!!!!NOTICE!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT MY STORY EVERYTHING GOES TO Blueium ON AO3 ALL CREIDS GO TO THEM.

This is the story of how three teenagers overthrew god with a gun, a fuckoff attitude, and lots of explosives. ---- Tommy hates it here. He's never referred to by name, he's always "the oracle's little brother", "little soot", or "nuisance." People thinking being the sibling of a famous person makes your life instantly better - but really, it's just living in a shadow. Maybe this quest will make them acknowledge him. Ranboo really doesn't mind. He shouldn't complain. Quackity gave him a roof over his head and a job. He has a way to escape the world, even if it is a little violent. Still, it shouldn't be this scary coming home. Tubbo loves life. Sure, the government is in total shambles, is currently being ruled by a crazed god and he and his family could be killed at any given moment, but he loved what he was doing, and he was safe. So why are there fugitives at his doorstep? ___ TW for this book (will also be placed every chapter) decapitation, death, drugs, drinking, blood, body horror? guns, implied neglect, grief, cursing (Will update as time goes on) ___ if anyone in this fanfic is uncomfortable with this, please let me know and we can edit them out ___ Art by Teriyaki Parrot and fellow writer protonsarecool

One day, a mysterious box lands on Philza's doorstep labeled "Caution: May Bite". Philza takes it in, unknowing that there was something living in that box in which would change his family's lives forever. .~•°:¤:°•~. In this fanfic, they are hybrids or whatever their characters are. Philza is an avian. Techno is half piglin. Wilbur is techno's twin in this, but he is still human ig. Tommy is human from what we know...... so far... Start - January 3, 2022 End - April 11, 2022 Total words - 42,080

The Bench Trio, TommyInnit, Tubbo_, and Ranboo Beloved live in District 17, one of the poorer districts on the outskirts of L'Manburg, a major city in the large country of Dream SMP. In District 17, crime isn't rare and is in fact very common. What will the Bench Trio do in response to this? &$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$& GO CHECK OUT @_KatPat_ 'S BOOK SHE MAKES AMAZING ARTTTTT- https://www.wattpad.com/story/305157011-my-art-dump Also, the cover of this book was made by them :D &$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$& OH!! AND ALSO BEFORE YOU LEAVE! You have heard it so many times before, so say it with me! Only a small percentage of people who read my stories are actually following me so if you enjoy this story, please consider following, it's free and you can always unfollow later. Thanks!!! ♥ (Psst. Also vote please too. Thanks!! 💜💜💜💜 now enjoy the story! :])

Tommy had always been a daring teen. When he wonders into an abandoned house one day, he discovers that someone is actually living there, but not in the way that you might think.

Kaminari Denki hears two voices singing in his head one day, but everyone seems to think that they are hallucinations because it's rare to have two soulmates. Join Kaminari on his way to self-discovery, self-acceptance, and self-love as he bonds with a chaotic blonde boy and a purple-haired insomniac as they explore their own soulmate connection. Kaminari will wish he had what they had, and they will both wonder at times why they were stuck with each other instead of someone as positive and easy to get along with as Kaminari. When they find out the truth years later, how will they feel? Will Monoma and Shinsou be open to having Kaminari join them, or will it be too little too late now that they have finally established their relationship that took so long to stabilize? #1 in Shinsou on 03/13/2022 #1 in MonoShinKami on 03/31/2022 #1 in MonoKami on 04/22/2022 #1 in Hallucinations on 07/05/2022

^Cover made by me^ <><><><><><><><><> "let's go oldest to youngest shall we? Purpled is a 17 year old boy left home alone with his brothers, although he's old enough to be mature that doesn't mean he is, Ranboo is 16 years old his parental mind really helps around as long as he isn't in a bad mood or feeling super happy-go-lucky type deal, it ends with childishness, Tubbo it's 16 untrusted with anything around the house he causes messes like a five year old, at least he's fifteen right? Now who do these parents hire? A boy who just turned 15 to take care of people older than him, quite a sight, wanna see?"