Your friends insist you come out more, but you're just too busy. They try and set you up on dates with nice guys, but you're just too busy. They want to throw you a birthday party at a nice bar, but you are just. Too. Busy. The truth is, you've been dealing with strange nightmares, and spend your nights wide awake, desperately working on your thesis to keep the dreams at bay. Your job keeps you occupied, just barely. But when an old friend winds up dead, it becomes harder to keep lurking shadows from overtaking you. That's when you meet her. Suddenly long nights don't seem so bad. AU: Katya and crew are biological women. Reader is femme presenting lesbian (I can only write what I know, homie)

Running a nightclub in the heart of Boston made for an eventful work life. You had always known your day-to-day was anything but regular, so there was no anticipating how much crazier it could get. As the owner of a gay-ass club, you had hosted many a drag race watch party, and with that time of year approaching you were buckling down for season 7. Little did you know, barreling into the club at full speed, was a ball of energy named Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova. Katya X Reader

You are an undercover agent for a secret intelligence unit for the government and would need a new partner for your next mission as your former partner was unalived in a crossfire during the last one. The higher-ups of your intelligence unit opted to hire a former agent to work with you. At first, you were devastated, enraged, and in disbelief - but when you finally met the fiery red-headed woman they hired, it didn't last long until you felt gravity working its way to your heart. As time went by, you fell in love with the woman who was, basically, the devil incarnate.

You were out of time, money and options, and so there you stood, desperate and broke, in front of the strip club. You had to go through with this interview or you were homeless. Down those stairs laid your future, greedy eyed men with too much money, and the devil herself. Could you get on the good side of a manager who seemed to hate you? Would you ever stop feeling sick of old, perverted men staring at you? And who was the person who kept leaving you gifts anonymously? AU where Trixie and Katya are biological women. Basically just an outlet for smut.

Interfectrix || interfectrīx īcis noun (f., 3rd declension) - assassin (female) - murdereress Someone new was spilling blood in your territory, sniping your targets and taking your glory. The Brethren, your overseers, were catching heat for this person's encroaching affronts, and it was suspected they came from a rival group. Your new assignment; take them out. You were a blazing gun, a well defined weapon of a woman. Unstoppable, unbeatable. You would stamp out this little spitfire, if only for your pride. You hadn't accounted for who would be on the other side of that smoking gun. AU where Katya is a woman.

Katya Zamolodchikova/Brian mCcook :) A friend of trixies inevitability meets her plus one katya and they instantly click.

Years went by since your high school romance, but what happens when Brian finds out that you're still connected after all? Katya/Brian x Fem Reader A/N: This book is inspired by a oneshot written by HazeSilhouette that I thought was just too good to have stopped at one chapter...

You're the bartender at the local bar. One slow afternoon, a man comes in and orders from you. Except, there's one thing he forgot to mention when you first met. (Katya Zamolodchikova x Female Reader) (CW: alcohol, smut, drugs) Characters Katya Zamolodchikova and Trixie Mattel do not belong to me, but to Brian McCook and Brian Firkus.

Still obsessed with Ms. Zamo.

A book continuation of the oneshot "When In Boston" You and Brian dated back in college. What happens when after a night together, he asks you to move to Los Angeles?